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They stop bugging you because they've already taken everything you own.

 

I wish I hadn't dropped out of regular school in 9th grade.

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Granted, all of them would be like Pocket Fighter. 

 

I wish for reggaeton never exists,

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But they took out all of your favorite characters.

 

I wish superheroes existed.

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Daddy Yankee is now looking for the one who wished that.

 

2 minutes ago, Iris Heart said:

Granted, all of them would be like Pocket Fighter.

 

Pocket Fighter is awesome. :P

 

I wish for a second Pocket Fighter. :P

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Granted, but it's Atari 2600 exclusive

 

I wish for a puppy

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1 minute ago, Qu1ck57r1k3 said:

Granted, but it's Atari 2600 exclusive

 

I wish for a puppy

Granted, but he bites you in the butt every single day.

 

I wish for another power stone

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Granted, however it's the very last one and it's iOS exclusive and only available on the iPhone 8 when it's released

 

I wish I could go on without sleep without any health issues.

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While your physical health is ok, you hallucinate things and see dead people.

 

I wish for a Dino Crisis remake à la Resident Evil Remake for PS4.

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Granted, The cancelled Game boy Colour version is ported to PS4.

 

I wish for the Gamecube 2 and not the Switch.

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12 hours ago, Z1MZUM said:

Granted, The cancelled Game boy Colour version is ported to PS4.

 

I wish for the Gamecube 2 and not the Switch.

Granted, but it only uses a light gun and has no first party nintendo games

 

I wish there was another Donkey Kong 64 type game

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Granted but you play as King K Rool and can never win because Donkey Kong always wins.

 

I wish that online multiplayer trophies would go away.

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1 minute ago, Qu1ck57r1k3 said:

Granted but you play as King K Rool and can never win because Donkey Kong always wins.

 

I wish that online multiplayer trophies would go away.

Granted, but you have to watch a 30 minute my little pony episode in its place for each game that had them

 

I wish sega would localize more titles

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Granted. They release a list of the English localized names of every video game they have yet to release outside of Japan. They still aren't releasing the actual games, only their titles.

 

I wish I had an opportunity to fight the strongest person alive! Without the risk of death or injury.

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Granted, face me bruh! But if you lose you will be my slave forever.

 

I wish for having a better sense of humor.

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Granted, but you cause people to laugh themselves to death more effective than the Joker's laughing gas.

 

I wish to have a large home

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Granted, You now own the largest mobile home in the park, an attractive asset for local meth addicts.

 

I wish stem cell research was moving a bit faster.

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You wish is granted buttheir discover a new uncure desease you Doom the humanity forever. I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal. 

 

I wish I have more self esteem.

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Granted, but now you're busy more as people want to know how did you magically become like that. :D 

 

I wish I could have a senpai. :3

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You wish Is granted but sadly you have been murdered by  Yandare. I am Calypso and I thx you for Playing Twisted Metal.

 

I wish I got all video game in my possesion

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You don't have the consoles to play them.

 

I wish I could shoot plasma beams with my hands.

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Granted, Your hands are rendered useless for everything else.

 

I wish I had a pilots license

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Granted, now, you can pilot a RC airplane.

 

I wish for crawling walls as certain superhero. xD

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Granted, You now wish you could be human again, life as a spider is not quite as good as you though it would be

 

I wish consoles would have face recognition and not start games until you're scanned

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