daniel_flavia Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Granted, you are now unemployed, enjoy your long vacation. I wish i could live forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Mayus Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Granted but you can never return to Zeist I wish that I didn't know that reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starrk_01 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) Granted but then you accidentally forget everything you know. I wish I had the power of teleportation. Edited July 28, 2013 by Starrk_01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1973456 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Granted, you are now unemployed, enjoy your long vacation. Not even employed in the first place. Wish granted Starrk, but you can only teleport with in a 5 ft radius every 60 seconds. I wish I had pizza right now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffcar Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you have no control over when or where you teleport. I wish I had some perfectly fine farmers union iced coffee next to me right now. Ooops, sorry about that. Granted, your human fetus pizza is on the way! I wish I didn't have such a gross mind... Edited July 28, 2013 by Duffcar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Mayus Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) Not even employed in the first place. Wish granted Starrk, but you can only teleport with in a 5 ft radius every 60 seconds. I wish I had pizza right now. Granted but it is one of these pizzas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4ybJ4-SAQY I wish MASH was still on the air Edited July 28, 2013 by Dr_Mayus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griffthedragoon Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Granted but you are on the operating table and hawk eye is drunk while preforming your surgery I wish i had a nice cup of dutch bros coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Hej Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Granted but the coffee is super weak and cold. I wish I could use the Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand dan Glokta Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Granted. But Jar Jar Binks is now your lifelong sidekick I wish my hair didn't have any split ends 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel_flavia Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Granted, you're bald now. I wish anything that i imagine appears in front of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Mayus Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Granted, you're bald now. I wish anything that i imagine appears in front of me. Granted but from now on all you can think about is this I wish the Bombers would win the Grey Cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blanc Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Wish granted, but they will have an endless losing streak afterwards. I wish that days were longer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoBomb Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Wish granted but the wolrd will collapse to the sun in 10 days I wish I had the Dead or ALive 5 and Mortal Kombat platinum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Weight Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) Wish granted but then Ryu Hayabusa and Scorpion burst through the door and cut off both your hands thus you can never play another video game again. I wish for the person below to grow a long and burly unibrow and it can't be shaved or tweezed. Edited July 28, 2013 by A-Brawl3r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Wish granted! I now have a nice burly Unibrow that is unshaveable. However, my unibrow grows out of control, mutates, develops a mind of its own, and devours all the souls on earth (including you!). I wish I was tall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel_flavia Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted, you're now a giraffe. I wish i had unlimited supply of Apple products for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acasser Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted, but none of them ever work. I wish I was married to a Victoria's Secret model. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Weight Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 wish granted but she wants to get a divorce the next day I wish for the person below to have their hands super glued to their butt cheeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiinzey Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted, but now you have to wipe my ass every time I take a crap.I wish I could bring myself to get some trophies on MAG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starrk_01 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted, but now you won't play any other video game. I wish I had ice powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 (edited) Wish granted, but you'll only be able to make Ice penises with your new powers! I wish superman was my best friend! Edited July 29, 2013 by Beyondthegrave07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiinzey Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Granted but he'll never use his powers around you or try to save you from harm.I wish I could see why kids loved the magical taste of cinnamon toast crunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blanc Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Wish granted, but that is now all that you'll eat for the rest of your life. I wish that every nation's military was armed with nothing but Nerf guns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel_flavia Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Wish granted!!! I really hoped that i could grant this one!!! Anyway, just not to spoil the game... Wish granted, but now Aliens come to invade Earth and we have no weapons. I wish i invented the cure for zombieness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoBomb Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 (edited) Wish granted but zombies kill right after you made the cure and when they attack you you will let the cure fall down and the there is no cure again I wish I could give the best birthday day to my little brother (he is doing 7 years old) Edited July 29, 2013 by BrunoBomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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