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Wish granted, but your left joystick is now broken beyond repair and you can't find any new controllers.

 

I wish I had a new glass pipe.

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It's a Mario Bros. sized sewer pipe and you can only smoke amounts of weed exceeding 4 pounds.

 

I wish fruit flies didn't exist.

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We now don't have fruit.

 

I wish as a species we will eventually live on another planet.

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It's identical to Earth in every way possible, which makes you wonder why you wished that.

 

I wish there was a way to mute noisy neighbors.

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You're now completely deaf.

 

I wish for a nice new sedan and only using the Land Rover for weekends away.

 

 

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You get swarmed by squeegees.

 

I wish I could speak with machines.

(starting to run out of wishes)

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Your best friend is now HAL 9000

 

I wish my bus was on time more often (Also out of wishes)

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The dream of flipping burgers comes true

 

I wish I had an Iced Coffee right now

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The dream of working at Tim Hortons comes true.

 

I wish comment dislikes were still a thing on Youtube.

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I'm confused because I think they aren't disabled. However wish granted and youtube is disabled in your country, no vpn in the world can make it accessible.

 

I wish people who played video games competitively for a career were actually better than regular people like myself, here's looking at you MLG, Faze,,, etc etc

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3 minutes ago, Z1MZUM said:

I'm confused because I think they aren't disabled.

Not the video dislikes but comment dislikes. Disliking a comment no longer adds dislikes or reduce likes.

 

Awful.

 

Granted, you are now the master of the game, and all E-sports are in eclipse.

 

I wish I could time-travel to the release date of Final Fantasy 7 Remake.

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Delayed until June 2037

 

I wish I could time travel back to the release date of the original FF7

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Gets cancelled. FF6 is the Final Fantasy.

 

I wish I wasn't accused of "white knighting" (whatever that means) S-E for being hyped for the FF7 Remake.

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edit due to me not paying attention who's wish I should be corrupting

 

granted however the FF 7 reimagining is now turnbased and goes on to sell better than the original FF 7

 

I wish there were more hours in a day.

 

fyi, white knighting means defending the actions and decisions of a company no matter how bad they are.

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*(still a false accusation)

 

They are 30-min hours.

 

...Console no longer recognizes me? Are you living in year 4000?

 

I wish for a plate of bolognaise spaghetti.

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granted however it's made from low quality ingredients and taste awful

 

I wish for pineapples to be removed as a pizza topping

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You wish I grated but you feel in love for him for the rest off your live.

 

I wish going back in the 90's

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Wish granted, but you then get framed and thrown into prison for 30 years.

 

I wish I had a Pepsi.

 

 

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Granted but you drink the last pepsi on this world.

 

I wish I became an video game character

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Wish granted, but it's as one of the twins from Duke Nukem. Doesn't end too well for them. :P

 

I wish that The Warriors on PSN had trophies.

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Granted though the easiest one requires 850 speed runs to obtain.

 

I wish I had some onion rings right now.

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On ‎2‎/‎24‎/‎2017 at 5:52 PM, -Dark Mark- said:

Wish granted, but it's as one of the twins from Duke Nukem. Doesn't end too well for them. :P

 

I wish that The Warriors on PSN had trophies.

Doesn't it have a PS4 port though? No platinum, but it does have a 100% on that version. Been considering trying it out, never played it, but heard praise about it and it being a good game.

 

Granted, but it's the smallest bag possible. And you can't eat them again for another decade.

 

I wish I could pick up my slack on my trophy hunting and starting 100%ing some stuff.

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Granted, but the saving system no longer works. It's like PSOne games without the memory cards all over again.

 

I wish Trump builds his wall.

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