Z1MZUM Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Granted, Your weight has altered the trajectory and earth is doomed. I wish Esports would be exposed for the joke it really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Granted, people loved the corny shit so they even more famous I wish I get some new games soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Granted, Brand new boxes of Monopoly, Scrabble and Hungry Hippos turn up via the post. I wish M.A.S.H version 2.0 was made based on the Iraq War. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 (edited) Granted, you only see in from the side of Iraq I wish there would be less edgelords in the world Edited June 19, 2018 by Melty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Granted, There is less edgelords in this world but unfortunately you can't fix stupid. I wish to make "everybody dance now" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Granted, everybody is dancing now, but no one can stop. I wish that I will hear good news next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Granted, a cure for cancer has been found, you catch it and die from it without knowing that you have it I wish for infinite time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Granted, Infinite weather has occurred at the same time and it never rains again. I wish I had a real pinball collection under the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Granted, you can only use it as a table to play UNO I wish the days would last a little longer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Granted, You now spend an extra 4 hours at work every day. I wish there was an international Milkshake day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Granted, your milkshake will never bring the boys to the yard I wish I was a martial artist grandmaster like Batman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Granted, every time you make a move a comic bubble appears above you saying Zap, Pow, Bang or some other camp term. Not just martial art moves, Splash, Plonk, squeak? I wish my friend makes allot of money with his cosplay skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Granted, he gets a harem of fangirls and never introduces you to any I wish the sky would fall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Granted, It happened at night when everyone was in bed, no-one saw it. I wish Poser Skaters would create their own identity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Granted, they became super hipsters I wish King of Fighters would be more popular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Granted, you now hate it because it's mainstream. I wish for a KOF Anniversary covering 1994 to 2000 on the ps4. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Sanchez Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Granted, it's broken and buggy and deletes your hard drive. I wish I had unlimited vacation time so I can stay home forever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 Granted, you end up fapping to too much porn and end up dying with all his porn on top of him like that one guy I wish I could dance better 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Granted, You are now a great Folk Dancer but terrible at every other class. I wish it was globally recognized that Friday work/school day officially finishes at 12Pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Granted, you are forced to listen to your president speak about climate change until 5pm I wish I could regain the magic & wonder I had as a child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 (edited) Granted, you have the mind of a child and need monitoring the rest of your life. I wish cheap ramen noodles where more nutritious. Edited July 2, 2018 by Z1MZUM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Granted, Ramen noodles are now made out of peas, spinach, broccoli, carrots, and yogurt and tastes like ass. I wish I could be a more confident person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegeth Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Granted, you say what's on your mind at all times with no filter. I wish I could sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Granted, you can only sing Katy Perry and sad German folk songs I wish it wouldn't be so hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Sanchez Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Granted, now it's even hotter. Hey it's not as hot as it was, it's just hotter. I wish everyone could get along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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