Melty Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Granted, roaches were trapped in the bar I wish everything in the world was cheaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Granted, quality of everything in the world diminishes and everything you touch gets destroyed I wish the US would win the World Cup 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Granted, The U.S wins the cup stacking world cup. I wish my bus this morning didn't smell like urine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Granted, it smells like sh*t instead I wish I can time travel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 Granted, you end up in the time of Genghis Khan I wish I was stronger than Goku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 (edited) Granted, now you have the responsibility of coming back and saving the world everytime you die Edited August 14, 2018 by Lum1nous1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 I wish for Lum1nous1 had a wish to corrupt in their last post. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 (edited) Granted, my last corrupt post was busting a Solid Snake and waiting in stealth mode, then jumped ship to this post to do a surprise attack on you (but really I just forgot to add it when editing lol) I wish we had flying cars Edited August 14, 2018 by Lum1nous1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Granted, The magic school bus no longer has any passengers. I wish people from another planet would finally land on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Granted, they are destroyers of civilizations I wish I could be at the top of the food chain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Granted, now every species inferior to you are teaming up with a grand scheme to take you down I wish Japan was around the corner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Granted, The Earth is now square. I wish every Japanese video game was automatically translated into every other language on release date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Granted, these games now have a price increase of $200 I wish I could speak 5 different languages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmet_time Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 20 minutes ago, Lum1nous1 said: I wish I could speak 5 different languages Granted. You can now speak Doric Greek, Minoan, Cuman, Latin, and Miwok. I wish anime was real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Granted, characters that have eyes that take up half their head are scaring all the kids away I wish Mars is a habitable planet to live on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 Granted. You're an alien. I wish the ocean was in my backyard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Granted, a tsunami hits you the next day I wish I owned a military tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Granted. You’ve been deployed to Kuwait. ? I wish I was at the beach right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Granted, you got eaten by sharks I wish I could fly a fighter jet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 Granted, you flew into another fighter jet I wish I could do a backflip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 Granted. You've been hired by the traveling circus I wish I had an indoor pool in my house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 Granted, it's a pool of hot lava I wish I had x-ray vision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 Granted, everything you see is see becomes x-rayted ? I wish I could travel at the speed of thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 Granted, you can hardly control your speed and you keep running into walls I wish had a nice juicy burger to eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Granted, it's from a rat-infested restaurant I wish I could win an eating contest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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