Z1MZUM Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Granted, America now doesn't have talent. I wish my co-workers where smarter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 Granted. They’re so smart that the only position left for you is night janitor. I wish I could sing in the angelic choir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Granted, your voice becomes demonic and when you started singing everybody ran out of the building screaming in terror I wish I can stand up and sit down at the exact same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 (edited) Granted because of this you cant poop and die from constipation I wish could shoot planes out of my hands Edited October 6, 2018 by Melty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Granted, nothing is airborne anymore because you became too triggerhappy I wish I had a simple phone number like 1-666-666-6969 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Granted, since it has 9 everybody thinks it's a sex hotline and old horny men call you every night I wish I had a supercar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Granted, It's made by Hot Wheels and and all the kids are jealous. I wish for some blue cheese and crackers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Granted, the cheese is literally blue due to some unknown substance that lets out a stench that makes you pass out. The crackers don't matter to you at this point I wish I can make any task at hand easy with the push of a button 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Granted, you do it all the time and gained no self-satisfaction. You get depressed because you know think you are worthless I wish all my favorite characters wouldn't die in danganronpa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Granted, The game is now licensed by Disney and everyone is happy and smiley. It loses it's edge and the series evaporates. I wish for Jackass 4 the Movie to exist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mophne Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Wish granted but it's directed by Uwe Boll and Tommy Wiseau I wish for some pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oobedoob S Benubi Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 49 minutes ago, MoniqueOP said: Wish granted but it's directed by Uwe Boll and Tommy Wiseau I wish for some pizza Granted, you get a pizza that has been pissed all over by Uwe Boll. Now you know how you've made @Z1MZUM feel. I wish people would pollute and litter less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 (edited) Granted. You live under a cruel dictator who forbids pollution and littering. Although (to match your secondary twist) you never care how you’ve made anybody feel. I wish for a new hobby other than gaming Edited October 10, 2018 by heartoftheocean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 gRANTED, YOU TRY SKYDIVING YOUR PARACHUTE FAIL AND YOU DIE I WISH I COULD HOST A TV EVENT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Granted, you filmed yourself being kidnapped which was then viewed on TV by millions. I wish the Dead Kennedys would reform and do a universal tour playing every album in order. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Granted, they are now a boy band and you definitely wouldn't like that change and decided on burn all of their stuff down. I wish I could be Varg Vikernes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Granted, you lose all his musical talent and just become a regular guy I wish I could lead humanity into a brighter future 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Granted, you will gonna lead them to the light at the end of the tunnel. I wish for a Neptunia/Persona crossover game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Granted, Iris Heat gets beat up and bullied by the true sadist Haru I wish I had the strongest and coolest persona in the universe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Granted, you hold the record of having the largest amount of jealous haters on the internet and in real life and that these people pester you on a daily basis I wish I could breakdown a whole building with the flick of a finger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Granted, You did it from inside the same building and it remains a mystery as to how the building collapsed to the outside world. I wish as a species that we where at the level of AI looking after everything on our planet and leaving us to holiday all year long. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Granted, our species stops its growth because A.I.'s handle everything I wish I could go on Jerry Springer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Granted, He didn't like it that you "went" on him, However the video has gone viral and everyone forgets about trump. I wish that Invader Zim got a new season. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Granted, ever other Nickelodeon show gets erased from existence I wish All that could come back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Granted, Unfortunately the only thing that came back was every human that ever died. Not only did they come back but they came back as Zombies, the Apocalypse has truly begun. I wish Hotels around the world had softer beds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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