Rick_Sanchez Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Granted, it's in the living room for everyone that comes over to see your pervy collection of bunny girls. They judge you hard about it. I wish to cause a fracture in the space time continuum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Granted,the fracture is your own birth, so, after destroying that event of the history, everything is back to normal. I wish for owning a DeLorean... not interested on time traveling but the car is beautiful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Granted, You still weren't interested in time travel when the car decides to go back to the 1300's England. Enjoy the bubonic plague. I wish that every snack machine in the world suddenly dispenses their content at exactly the same time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Granted, the world gets overblown with food and everyone drowns in chips I wish to be the one to discover the next scientific breakthrough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Granted, you are the one to blame for the mankind extinction. I wish I could be the leader of a religious cult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Granted, You spend the rest of your days thinking the immaculate conception is the only way to re-produce. I wish horror films today where as good as they where decades ago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Granted, unfortunately, no one likes this kind of super scary movies, so, it's not profitable to make them and we got a lot of Titanic clones because of that. I wish for my stupid PSN card will be activated soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegeth Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Granted, but it doesn't like you calling it stupid and will only load one cent at a time. I wish I didn't have to sleep and could stay awake all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Granted, You are in a coma after 1 week and never come to again. I wish that marijuana is legalized for recreational use in Australia this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex10097 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Granted but in your intoxicated state you agreed to donate all your organs while alive and without anaesthetics I wish my Fate Extella copy would arrive soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachGM91 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Granted, Your copy is beaten to heck and back. The box looks like it's been run over multiple times and the game itself barely works, though, on a wing and a prayer, it does work some of the time. I wish I had a power suit that was solar powered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Granted, The suit is equipped with a vibrator and a rotating fist attachment, this is all the sun can power and man it's a sunny day. I wish this heatwave would just go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Granted, you get the -50 wind chill going on in Chicago right now I wish to have more times to do things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Granted, You have the worse case of OCD known to mankind. I wish everyone had orange skin, Just like Trump. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex10097 Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Granted, now everyone looks and thinks like Donald Trump. I wish I didn't have to carry out 245 tensile tests for my thesis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Granted, your major now becomes worthless so you need to find a new one I wish I could fight like Ip Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Granted, But you found that fostering local street kids isn't really your thing. I wish every kid out that knew that Battle Royale is actually a movie and the game mode is based off it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Granted, now that they know where it actually came from, all the kids tried to simulate the live action in real life thinking it would be fun and now they're all dead I wish for a huge bag of red velvet flavored popcorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegeth Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Granted, you now have popcorn covered in red velvet in a bag so large it destroys your room. I wish there were more hours in a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Granted, Consequently everyone's life expectancy cuts in half. I wish the Seventh Day Adventist freaks would stop knocking on people doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Granted, Jehovah Witnesses come instead I wish I could control the flow of blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Granted, Unfortunately you need to be thinking about your blood flow 24/7 and pass away in your sleep. I wish the word retarded was acceptable in every day speech again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Granted, unfortunately, it can drive by itself now too, so, just abandon your garage for having the most exciting adventure of its life. You weren't included in the travel. I wish for being able to backup the data from my out of order PC's HDD. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1rvine Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 Wish granted, but he dislikes video games very much.... I wish that cooking / preparing healthy food would be significantly easier and wouldn't take so long. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Granted, everything now tastes like poop due to the lack of time and effort you've put into it. I wish the affects of alcohol could be reset whenever you wanted it to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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