Shaowsintzu Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 Granted, your intoxication levels can now be reset whenever you like with the added bonus of no liver damage. I wish that recovery and healing of body from injury didn't require as much time as needed to be 100%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Selrahc Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Granted, your whole body grows, moves, and recovers in a noticeably faster rate, which will inevitably cause you to die sooner. I wish the games I really wanted would actually go on sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Granted, Now PSN and XBL costs $80 a month but they have great sales for members. I wish for the Covid Pandemic to be replaced by the Zombie Apocalypse. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodytears1666 Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 Granted, but all zombies are vegans, and only attack trees. Wish I could never need to use a subway train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegeth Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 Granted, the subway is deemed unsafe after a string of cave ins. All other forms of public transportation are now running at least 30 min behind because of the influx of new people. More people are driving themselves releasing even more CO2 in the air. Also mutants take up residence in the abandoned tunnels. Where they plot to take over the surface. I wish I was a bird. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodytears1666 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Granted, you are a chicken now:). I wish I was a stray cat somewhere in California. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Granted, they are all killed instantly and sent to heaven, but now they're angels that watch over you and make your life miserable. I wish I could see the future. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodytears1666 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Granted, but you can see only future events at unnamed small street in deeps of Dhaka's suburbs. I wish I could paint everything that my imagination gives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Wish granted, but your imagination only gives you sadness and despair from now on. I wish I could make a PS5 appear with the snap of a finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlitzkriegHottie Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Granted, it spawns in your anus. I wish I could speak every language known to man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Granted, you can speak every language, but your mind can no longer comprehend what anyone is saying back. I wish the world was rid of emojis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodytears1666 Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 (edited) Granted, now every emotion is a voice record of very annoying person that you forced to listen. I wish I could transform any website to my likings. Edited June 19, 2021 by Bloodytears1666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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