DrakeHellsing Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/12/06/become-jesus-in-the-new-game-i-am-jesus-christ?sf113841221=1&fbclid=IwAR3njTrSjvuCXansgngkhgjkpMMwFu5Ne_9_f5-BPtwI8meiXfd-qz8Y7QQ According to this, it a game that's only coming to Steam sadly, but I figured it'll be interesting to share here to see what others think on such a thing. I personally am surprised that we haven't seen as many biblical games like this (not counting all the... not good ones, like the Bible Games games that AVGN has covered), as this one actually looks good. A shame it's not coming to consoles though. I mean maybe much later on down the track, you never know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 (edited) Time to turn water into wine! yeahhh baby! Edited December 7, 2019 by NERVergoproxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakebit10 Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 I would definitely be interested in this if it ever made it to the PS4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesar Clown Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 The rampage in the temple against the money-changers should be fun to watch. That and the "Realistic fight with Satan" the developers are advertising as a key feature. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Redgrave Posted December 7, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 7, 2019 Will it take three days to respawn if you die? 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK-1138 Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Oh boy, I can't wait to grind heavily in the first few hours and unlock the "Water Walk" skill early, so I don't have to waste precious pieces of silver on boats. Some interesting potential for sequence breaking here, to be sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mina Posted December 7, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 7, 2019 The first comment underneath the article, “Forgive me father, for I have simmed.” ? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locoporkko Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 The next game I am Mariano Rajoy or I am Donald Trump,really shame that someone make a fucking shit game like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panikooooos Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 I have a feeling there won't be a "I Am Muhammad" sequel to this... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinastran Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 26 minutes ago, panikooooos said: I have a feeling there won't be a "I Am Muhammad" sequel to this... Hahaha. ? As long as he's not depicted so... I guess a faceless blob could work? They'd have to cut out the part where he "hangs out" with underaged girls though. Don't think even Steam would allow that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcrunch061 Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 (edited) On 12/7/2019 at 0:29 AM, Redgrave said: Will it take three days to respawn if you die? Mmmmm....sacrilicious. On 12/7/2019 at 5:31 AM, SinisterPledge said: I guess a faceless blob could work? They could give him a Luchador mask/costume. He could team up with Juan in Guacamelee 3! Edited December 9, 2019 by starcrunch061 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZitMeatloaf Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 I knew I should have started working on "I Am Flying Spaghetti Monster" sooner. Now it's gonna look like I copied their idea... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arizona Ranger Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidnightDragon Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 How interesting 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSXtreme_ Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 It's so pleasing to be the last demographic on the planet whom it's perfectly acceptable to offend freely without worry of retribution, retaliation or reparation. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcade_Legend Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, PSXtreme_ said: It's so pleasing to be the last demographic on the planet whom it's perfectly acceptable to offend freely without worry of retribution, retaliation or reparation. But are you willing to ‘bear the sins of others for their transgressions’, is the big question...? As far as the game goes, if it picks up enough traction on Steam and grabs a few headlines in a positive light (gameplay mechanics and/or graphics), I wouldn’t rule out an XBLA/PSN release. Has anyone actually played the game, that can give feedback? ? Edited January 2, 2020 by Starcade_Legend Asked for feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristen Danielle Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 (edited) On 1/1/2020 at 11:47 PM, PSXtreme_ said: It's so pleasing to be the last demographic on the planet whom it's perfectly acceptable to offend freely without worry of retribution, retaliation or reparation. This. This game is the most blasphemous thing I've seen since Joel Osteen erased the idea of Hell in his "ministry" for the purpose of lining his pockets. They would never attempt this with Islam, but they know we'll just pray for them, so offend away! ? Edited May 5, 2022 by Stevieboy unnecessary comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infected Elite Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 Well the dude cant perform real miracles, perhaps in game he can. 2020-beyond catchphrase to get what you want: "I'm offended" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xyleh Posted May 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 5, 2022 27 minutes ago, Kristen Danielle said: This game is the most blasphemous thing I've seen Nothing blasphemous about this game at all, especially not when compared to all the actual history of Christianity. Taking into consideration everything between the crusades on up through the blatant molestation of children throughout the past 2000 years of Catholicism, this is fairly mild. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infected Elite Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 13 minutes ago, Helyx said: Nothing blasphemous about this game at all, especially not when compared to all the actual history of Christianity. Taking into consideration everything between the crusades on up through the blatant molestation of children throughout the past 2000 years of Catholicism, this is fairly mild. Yep. Exactly. Also its a cult. A cult is a group or movement held together by a shared commitment to a charismatic leader or ideology. It has a belief system that has the answers to all of life's questions and offers a special solution to be gained only by following the leader's rules AKA - "Jesus Christ/God" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xyleh Posted May 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Infected Elite said: Also its a cult. No surprise that the first person in this thread to be offended has a banner of sheep wearing masks on their trophy profile. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Darling Baphomet Posted May 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 5, 2022 (edited) 7 hours ago, Kristen Danielle said: This. This game is the most blasphemous thing I've seen since Joel Osteen erased the idea of Hell in his "ministry" for the purpose of lining his pockets. They would never attempt this with Islam, but they know we'll just pray for them, so offend away! Here's a question. Why are you fine with shitting on other religions, but expect other people not to shit on yours? Seems a bit hypocritical, don't you think? Then again, I remember you liking a status update here a while back about running over protestors, so I suppose that's just par for the course for what passes as christian righteousness thees days. Edited May 5, 2022 by Stevieboy clean up 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Infected Elite Posted May 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 5, 2022 5 minutes ago, Darling Baphomet said: Here's a question. Why are you fine with shitting on other religions, but expect other people not to shit on yours? Seems a bit hypocritical, don't you think? Then again, I remember you liking a status update here a while back about running over protestors, so I suppose that's just par for the course for what passes as christian righteousness thees days. ah yea i believe that was my dumb status update. Times have changed though for me. I regret those kind of posts. What i find funny in the comment here is being against some Joel Osteen dude lining his pockets, yet thats what churches do with collection plates. Christians are 100% hypocritical. Its their way or no way and when they are wrong, they twist words to seem like they are less wrong than so and so, therefore they are "still good". Again I stand my ground, religion is a cult. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling Baphomet Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 Watching the trailer for this and it doesn't even look that offensive. I've played (and platinumed!) much more offensive christian parodies, namely The Savior's Gang, wherein Jesus works with Satan to save the world from God's wrath, but then later betrays Satan because Satan wants to improve conditions for humans. And then there's that weird ass mobile game, the You Testament, wherein you play a disciple following Jesus around and can go around beating people up and throwing fireballs around. My PSN avatar of Mary actually originates from the Savior's Gang, I think I've used it for a few years now. Fantastic profile art in that game. 2 hours ago, Infected Elite said: ah yea i believe that was my dumb status update. Times have changed though for me. I regret those kind of posts. I think we've all made unfortunate political statements we regret when we were younger. I didn't mention it was yours because you seem to have distanced yourself from that kinda stuff. Can't say the same for other people in the thread, unfortunately. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infected Elite Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 7 hours ago, Darling Baphomet said: Watching the trailer for this and it doesn't even look that offensive. I've played (and platinumed!) much more offensive christian parodies, namely The Savior's Gang, wherein Jesus works with Satan to save the world from God's wrath, but then later betrays Satan because Satan wants to improve conditions for humans. And then there's that weird ass mobile game, the You Testament, wherein you play a disciple following Jesus around and can go around beating people up and throwing fireballs around. My PSN avatar of Mary actually originates from the Savior's Gang, I think I've used it for a few years now. Fantastic profile art in that game. Jesus can throw fireballs, Nintendo needs to copyright him asap hahahaha. The only bible games i remember are those old NES ones, or SNES ones that would need to have another cart on top of it. Crazy times. Bible Adventures. The doom rip off as well haha. Yeah now that you mention it, have you ever changed your avatar? I've always been a fan of it. Its definitely artistic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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