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I Am Jesus Christ (game)

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5 minutes ago, Infected Elite said:

 

Jesus can throw fireballs, Nintendo needs to copyright him asap hahahaha. The only bible games i remember are those old NES ones, or SNES ones that would need to have another cart on top of it. Crazy times. Bible Adventures. The doom rip off as well haha.

 

Yeah now that you mention it, have you ever changed your avatar? I've always been a fan of it. Its definitely artistic

 

 

If they're doing this, they need to include the stuff from his early years, no matter what the churches are now saying...

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infancy_Gospel_of_Thomas

 

My favourite part is where Jesus kills another kid for taking his water, then kills another one for bumping into him.... then blinds his neighbours when they complain about it 😂

 

 

 

That's some Twilight Zone "The Good Life" shit, mixed with GTA level sociopathy right there...

...perfect for a videogame! 😇

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1 minute ago, DrBloodmoney said:

 

If they're doing this, they need to include the stuff from his early years, no matter what the churches are now saying...

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infancy_Gospel_of_Thomas

 

My favourite part is where Jesus kills another kid for taking his water, then kills another one for bumping into him.... then blinds his neighbours when they complain about it 1f602.png

 

 

 

That's some Twilight Zone "The Good Life" shit, mixed with GTA level sociopathy right there...

...perfect for a videogame! 1f607.png

 

Jesus was a ruthless son of a bitch. lol!

Or the many tales of him just making rich people share their wealth.

Like im sorry, if i work my ass off to have more than others, why should i share the wealth?

 

like this i googled and it is a pain

"In Jesus' mind, the rich were too self-sufficient and self-satisfied to heed his message. Thus it is clear from his life and message that Jesus had a significant problem with how the rich viewed" 

 

So... i work hard to make money and provide for myself. Thats wrong because I'm not asking someone else to do things for me? is essentially what i gain from . Yet people believe this dude is the savior, thats why we have all these diseases and wars and poverty and racial profiling, but that's okay, Jesus planned it so we have a better life .

 

Gimme a game similar to Zoo Tycoon but you can make your own religion and leaders lol. I'd have a blast with the endless possibilities 

 

 

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This is a joke. They can’t even spell my name right. Nobody approached me about this. Surely I should get royalties? I’m going to have to get in touch with my legal team. 

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8 minutes ago, Infected Elite said:

Gimme a game similar to Zoo Tycoon but you can make your own religion and leaders lol. I'd have a blast with the endless possibilities 

 

Not exactly Zoo Tycoon management sim - more of a card based strategy thing,  but I think the game you're looking for is:

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultist_Simulator

 

 

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15 minutes ago, DrBloodmoney said:

 

Not exactly Zoo Tycoon management sim - more of a card based strategy thing,  but I think the game you're looking for is:

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultist_Simulator

 

 

 

Ha. Wishlisted on my switch, when its on a deep discount I'll give it a go! 

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I thought that Limbo of the Lost is the weirdest game ever. 

I was wrong.

I was wrong...

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