Popular Post diskdocx Posted June 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 1, 2020 This may be up there with the all time worst PS4 games. And yes, I have probably played most of those. If life ot tiger was a space game, this would be it. This is pure shovelware garbage. Much worse than any of the Rat games, many of which have decent game behind the suboptimal trophy lists. I don't even know where to start with this. Dull graphics, poor gameplay mechanics, clunky controls, non-existent story. Game even crashed on me, which is an accomplishment in and of itself for a 1 hour long plat. I guess it does take some effort to fuck up a space shooter. I mean, these have been pretty much impossible to screw up since Space Invaders. Fly ship. Shoot stuff. For the masochists out there, the plat is a joke. There are 4 game modes, which are really just the same 5 levels played in a different way. Trophies come for completing each level in each mode. Only the obstacles are slightly annoying due to the horrible controls/cameras. The rest are just 2-3 minutes of flying and low res explosions. Do yourselves a favor and save the $10 and get your balls waxed instead. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS-Boy-358 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 That game was a lot worse than Orc Slayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartBros Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Never even heard of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RNumbers Posted June 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 1, 2020 I'm calling bullshit. There's no way you can get your balls waxed for $10. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xyleh Posted June 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 1, 2020 3 hours ago, RNumbers said: There's no way you can get your balls waxed for $10. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManifestDestinee Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 "United Space Force is literary worried about your existence, they are afraid of you." Trophy descriptions say all I need to know about this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcrunch061 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 On 6/1/2020 at 1:50 AM, ManifestDestinee said: "United Space Force is literary worried about your existence, they are afraid of you." Trophy descriptions say all I need to know about this game. I was just about to post this. I’ve seen people confuse lots of words, but “literally” and “literary” is a new one for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IntroPhenom Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 $0.74 per the current sale. Crappy and unfun is one thing, but crappy, unfun, and an easy plat places it in the 'hmm...maybe?' category. Might be worth three quarters just to pop a few trophies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrBloodmoney Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 19 minutes ago, IntroPhenom said: $0.74 per the current sale. Crappy and unfun is one thing, but crappy, unfun, and an easy plat places it in the 'hmm...maybe?' category. Might be worth three quarters just to pop a few trophies. Dude...? If they put eating faeces into the Olympics, would the act really be worth it just to call yourself an Olympic medalist? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingFever Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Seriously, don't waste your money on this garbage. I bought it out of curiosity a few months back when it was last on a deep sale but instantly regretted it. On 01/06/2020 at 2:38 AM, PS-Boy-358 said: That game was a lot worse than Orc Slayer. Orc Slayer is much worse IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IntroPhenom Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 20 minutes ago, DrBloodmoney said: Dude... If they put eating faeces into the Olympics, would the act really be worth it just to call yourself an Olympic medalist? I don't believe that is a comparable scenario, but your point is clear. The current sale is too good to pass on too many other titles anyway, so I'll most likely pass on this one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrBloodmoney Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Just now, IntroPhenom said: I don't believe that is a comparable scenario, but your point is clear. The current sale is too good to pass on too many other titles anyway, so I'll most likely pass on this one. Hyperbole, of course! To be clear, I have no issue with playing easy games (more than familiar with plenty of them myself, as my trophy list shows!), but deliberately playing bad easy games? No thank you. There are too many good easy games out there to justify that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IntroPhenom Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 13 minutes ago, DrBloodmoney said: Hyperbole, of course! To be clear, I have no issue with playing easy games (more than familiar with plenty of them myself, as my trophy list shows!), but deliberately playing bad easy games? No thank you. There are too many good easy games out there to justify that You're correct, of course, on that point about an abundance of good, easy games. Regarding easy games, other factors I consider are amount of trophies (21 here is acceptable, but nothing to get too excited about) and time to plat (30-90 minutes seems fair, even for a bad game). An instant pass for this game would be fewer trophies or more time required... I'm overthinking this. Birdcakes is a better option. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cris3f Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 On 6/1/2020 at 1:56 AM, diskdocx said: I guess it does take some effort to fuck up a space shooter. I mean, these have been pretty much impossible to screw up since Space Invaders. Fly ship. Shoot stuff. I think they've tried again and succeeded. Blastful, another gem of the same caliber. Alas all the games form this publisher seem to be absolutely fantastic, totally recommended. Gonna buy them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Smiths-85 Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 Yep, the game is crap. Even after reading your comments I thought that it's worth buying it just for an easy plat and due to the huge discount. The controls are bad, level design is as simple as a beta game and the overall experience is horrible. The worst thing is the movement itself - you constantly use the R2 button for a boost only to find out it's a very short one...so you end up using it all the time and it feels like you're not controlling a space fighter of any kind but rather a boat with rows. The third obstacle level is the worst of them all, "curseworthy" I'd say =) Even 1$ would be too much for such project (cause I wouldn't call it a game). I pity anyone who bought it for more than that. The devs couldn't even implement a basic level progression because every time you complete one, you end being put in the main menu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansPatat050 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 I fully agree to the negative reviews. As crappy as it is, I tried barrel-rolling my way trough the obstacle levels and of course....it didn't register any hits I took. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 On 5/31/2020 at 11:44 PM, RNumbers said: I'm calling bullshit. There's no way you can get your balls waxed for $10. Jokes on you I wax my balls myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhDearDevilRun Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 (edited) The game or should I say bundle is on sale, you can have this game and a ton more for just $1.99 as a ps plus member!!! This will also then qualify you for 20points toward your Star Loyalty! This bundle has 5 Full Games: Memory Lane(Full Game) Dreaming Canvas(Full Game) JigSaw Solace(Full Game) Fluxteria(Full Game) Blastful(Full Game) 10 Dynamic Themes: *4K Astronaut Theme *4K Amazing Planet Theme *4K Space Nebula Theme *4K Lonely Astronaut Theme *4K Floating Astronaut Theme *Valentine Date Theme *Valentine Mystery Theme *Space Creation Theme *Earth Theme *Mars Theme 10 Avatars: *Tau Alien *Steam Punk Lace *Space Chimpanzee *Mekanike *Clockwork Girl *Neon Citrus *Snow Queen *Rosa *Vintage Robot *Vintage Astronaut Avatar https://psprices.com/region-us/game/4982594/playstige-holiday-bundle Edited October 6, 2022 by OhDearDevilRun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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