Popular Post ImStylinOnYaBro Posted June 15, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 15, 2020 (edited) Difficulty: 3/10 - Time: 60 to 120 minutes Introduction Just two white OG’s, out tryin’ to make a livin’.For free you can get this promotional game they be given’.If you’re having trouble with trophies, you’ve made the right decision.I’ma help yo one hundred percent dreams come to fruition. Step 1: Wear the Prup Head to the list of interactive music videosHurry it up, cuz we ain't got all day, yoAt the top of da list, select Wear the PurpTime to do a dance, you'll probably feel like a twerpBut fear not, no need to start pantingThe song’s not drawn out as Kojima's Death StrandingUnlike when you play Horizon: Zero DawnThere won't be much time to sit back and yawnScroll down for descriptions that are more pimpin'Cause up here, I'm purposely skimpin'Down there, I’ma give a tip, that'll surely help conquerThis lovely little dance, without going bonkers Wear the Purp Purp Master Purp Novice Step 2: Mt Vernon, Illinois Select this song from the Interactive Music VideosDid I need to tell you that? Dayum, you have more common sense than P. Diddy, yo!If you decided to blazeI'll try to clear up the hazeSo you can get through the mazeAllah guide you to the land of milk and honeyNo, I'm not trying to be funnyDon't believe me? Take my handLet’s take a trip to that promised landI'll never let go like Jack and Rose in TitanicEven when you inevitably panicI won't let you sink to the bottom of the icy AtlanticAnd at the end you get a donutThat'll feel quite good, won't it? BESSIE!!Gettin’ GlazedMt. Vernon VisitorMt. Vernon Tour Guide How to be Pimpin' Buy Whiteboyz Wit Attitude: The Pursuit of Money AlbumYou cruisin' alone around town, in yo beat up little whipYa got yo music turned down, cuz you know it aint hipPick up the Whiteboyz album, its got some sick beatsThen you'll have the ladies, filling all of yo cars seatsBuy Whiteboyz Wit Attitude MerchYou walking around the town, lookin' like a total dorkIt's no wonder yo momma threw you out and kept the storkAll these years you been tryin' to figure out whyI guarantee it's because you just don't dress flyDo yourself a favor, and get some Whiteboyz MerchYou'll be lookin' fancier than your Sunday's best you wear to churchOptional Purp Master PeripheralsShaker Weight *Amazon Choice Verified*Hand Grip Strengthener *Amazon Choice Verified*Special thanks to the Whiteboyz Wit AttitudeAt a loss for words, don't know where to startSo instead of my hip, I'll try to shoot from the heartI heard your music and it started to inspireCreative juices got flowin' and I got the desireTo write this trophy guide, I didn't have to think twiceAll thanks to my homies Doc White and Crushed Ice Purp Master: Beat WWA's high score in Wear the Purp. Check yo web browsers preferencesI'm about to spit some sexual referencesTake this as yo parental advisoryBefore ya fist takes flight and flies at meTryin' to clamp down like the jaws of a SharknadoSave the embarrassment of yo face looking red as a tomatoI don't care what anyone saysThis trophy's tough, like my girl Ocasio-CortezIf you try and get this trophy legitBe smooth as the lines delivered by Brad PittBut you'll truck it up and channel your inner rageIt will vastly exceed the insanity of Nicolas CageDoing it normal could result in it glitchingYou'll miss a move and come to the forums just whingingSit back and pop some ViagraCuz I’ma start flowing like NiagaraThis easy method requires no hocus pocusAll you need is an unfappable focusI know what you'll say, this is some sick prankBut all you gotta do is pretend to wankIt's tried and true, you can take it to the bankBelieve me, cuz when it comes to guides I'm the pinnacleThis process is totally legit and clinicalCheck out a video guide I posted belowIt will help make this trophy far easier, fo shoThe song is about two hundred seconds, so you need good enduranceIf you have a weak arm, don't let that be a deterrenceThere's two ways to practice, let this be good assuranceYou don't need to be a magicianJust simply follow your intuitionShoot across the web, to the site called PornhubYou know what it is, are you ready to take a tug?No matter what your styleThere's a video to make you smileI know for this trophy, you have a mighty thirstSomeone called a plumber, your pipes about to burstI could also suggest a shaker weightTo mimic the motion you need to simulateIf you want to be a Purp MasterAnd not have it end in disasterIf you're a single beat off, you will have to restartJust keep it up and it won't be that hardBeat the high score of twenty-one thousand two-fiftyAnd pop a gold trophy that looks quite niftyIf you're ashamed, this trophy could be worth hidin'Before it's too late, like the dementia within Biden Purp Master - Stroke Method MT. Vernon Tour Guide: Beat WWA's high score in Mt. Vernon, Illinois. They call me Mr. Pink and I usually don't tipIn this case I will, lest I think you'll flipTo get this trophy, you need a run of 117 plusSo absolute perfection is nearly a mustFor this trophy you have such a lustYou reading this guide because in me you trustDon't get caught up in the numbers like its the lotteryYour hopes will fall apart like you amateur potteryWhen I'm spitting rhymes, don't be like PSN and try to throttle meOr I'll have Doc White give you a trans-orbital lobotomyThere's not really any good tacticsTo be more useful than recyclable plasticsIn the level there are things you simply have to avoidOr the result will be like getting hit by an asteroidThere are cows and deer staring into your headlightsJump, or sign your death warrant, the runs dead to rightsDo this by using to activate your cars thrustIt's a one hundred percent absolute mustThen you use to shoot gaps in the boxesObvious and nowhere near sly as a fox isJump with a confidence that's bold as brassThank god you're not wide as Kim Kardashian's @$$Because the gap between the boxes are narrowTry to glide through with the grace of a sparrowUp next is a mini game of memoryWhile being confronted by your enemiesLike cheap champagne, use to pop a capIn these wannabe gangstaz who say I can't rapUse and to shoot em up like fish in a barrelShould've kept they mouth shut, they wouldn't be in perilTupac, Kanye, Eminem, Drake, and FiddyThey just posers whose raps flop, like a pair of fifty year old kitty'sMy rap guides are bomb, just ask my homie DiogenesStanding on their own without the crutch of Nicki Minaj in theseWaste em real fast so the game spawns sevenSend them straight up to the gates of HeavenGet a shovel these bodies need buryin'Cuz I rained hellfire like Daenerys TargaryenWake up and realize, this ain’t a PG poemLyrics electrifying, just like an OhmPushing through the level you encounter a resistanceKeep on dodging and shooting with persistenceCovering the distance that feels intergalacticTry to keep calm or you’ll go anaphylacticAs you progress, the pressure gets more draconianYou can handle it, even though you ain't MacedonianOne final shootout, don't shoot blanksLike Donald Trump, when he gave his thanksTo Putin, before his rise to powerAs he drowned in a golden showerBelow is a video, swag as an ancient EgyptianTo crack the code of trophies and love in this encryptionIt makes this trophy not as hard, unlike me with your mummyI got so far in, I ended up in her tummyShe had trouble breathing, like it was CoronavirusBut she was soon on her knees, praising me like OsirisSuch a high level of seductionIt’s like a fourth kind abductionDon't celebrate prematurelyYour run could be ended, just a smidge earlyLike getting sucked by the gravityFrom a black hole of infinite depravityThat would be such a travesty Mt. Vernon Tour Guide Wear the Purp: Learn the hippest dance in years. Unmissable We hoppin' straight in, wit our boy Doc. WhiteHe'll teach you the moves, cuz he's hella politeDoc shows you the moves, it aint no psychedelic illusionHe'll help aleviate any sort of moronic confusionYou don't wanna look like a fool on the dance floSo pay close attention, ok? Let's goFirst up is a move called left swingDon't blind yourself with the glint of yo blingAlright dawg, you got that downOne step closer to not lookin' like a clownTilt that pad to do the right swingLookin' like a dance God, worthy of worshipingDancing Pro, it's time to turn it up a notchGet to cocky, this next move you'll likely botchThink you can do the forward swang?You got dis motha trucka, it aint no thang.Stick yo arms out, like you tryin' to pointOver to your friend, to pass that fresh joint.These next moves are your bread and butterYeah, you heard me right, did it sound like i stuttered?First of the two is one of the classicsLuckily you don't need to know how to do gymnasticsShake it up, rotate the controller like yo cars spinner rimsSucceed at this, you'll be singing angelic hymnsPour it on you with a pouring motionSimilar to drinking a magical potionDoc White wishes you luck, but you won't need Felix FelicisEven if all your dance moves are just missesAt the end of the song, your trophy will popDats a good job, you deserve some props.After this you won't need a MercedesTo be out picking up the ladiesGirls don't worry, I didn't forget about youBut you've already got sick dance movesSo if you wanna be out there picking up the dudesDon't even think about sending any nudesCuz we are FerroequinologistsIf you have a one track mind, then I’ll give you the gist.It means we loco fo trainsAs much as chicks with big brains Edited June 15, 2020 by ImStylinOnYaBro 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ImStylinOnYaBro Posted June 15, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 15, 2020 (edited) Purp Novice: Score more than 10,000 points in Wear the Purp. Sic Parvis Magna, greatness from small beginningsIts like a holiday feast with all the trimmingsBut you treat this game like some motha truckin'Leftover piece of turduckenYou thinkin' ten k, absolutely no way.I got yo back and there's no need to paySo you can save all your moneyAnd buy gifts for yo honey'sNow it's time to pay attentionWhile you hold yo suspensionOf disbelief while I spit this rhymeThat blows your mind and is totally sublimeI know you just a noviceSitting there in yo officeSucking up my info for profitsKick back and light up a bluntThis ain't no publicity stuntThe time has come, I'm about to bestowYou need to keep up your dance move comboI hope this makes you glowLike a fireflyCuz this ain't no lieIt's as simple as that, I know holy JesusYou can rack up points like CEO's swipin' Visa'sIt's all about point perpetuationAs it pertains to the trophy situationLike an evil cooperationWith its hold on civilizationCan we find a solutionTo this Capitalist pollutionBut yo trophy is more imperativeHopefully it helped, by reading this narrative Gettin' Glazed: Drop The Officer off at the police station so he can eat donuts. Unmissable Fixing to go hard, like I'm playing NiohGot the guts to dis this guide in front of me, yo?Wake up, you livin' in the fantasy world of DeponiaIf you need help on this trophy you a jabroni, yeahOut grinding to make this guide happenWhilst you sit back, just mindlessly fappin'High on the leader board with delusions of grandeurHate to break it to ya, but you mismanage yourSorry excuse of a trophy listThat the honest truth, so don't go get pi$$edI know that you've been yearningSo i'll preach and you can start learningImagine you are flying on ApolloBut a linear path to simply just followYou won't be saying "Houston we have a problem"Before they arise, I know you will solve them.Don't feel like a child doing their choresYou get the trophy, no matter your scoreI think you'll be amazedThe excitement will cause your controller to get glazedIf cops give free donuts there could be a skirmishWith this new piece of hardware you can furnishYour gargantuan trophy collectionWith a brand new immaculate conceptionAll the joking asideLike earlier in the guideIf we stand here indivisibleFloat ideas like a dirigibleChanging the history of lawPouncing like lions to maulWe won't think about concedingSince we'll be defeatingThe enemy in this fight that is pivotalReaching a mass that is criticalKnocking out those digital stampsStood together, hands held tightly and clamped Mt. Vernon Visitor: Score more than 60 points in Mt. Vernon, Illinois. No need to go flat out, to get sixty in IllinoisBut this ain't no vacation in Vietnam's capitol of HanoiThe mode's not as bad as flappy goatSo when you finally arrive at the moatOf the illustrious Falkenstein castleThere won't be near as much bloody hassleIn the end, this trophy's about as brutalAs being attacked by a rabid poodleYou get points for navigating obstaclesHope you don't suck as much as you do on popsiclesThere is also two briefs games of memoryHope your mind ain't clogged like your femoral arteryThis lot of points doesn't need laser accurate precisionLike when Crushed Ice gave you a circumcisionPut that Zippo away and quit trying to light a smokeLooking at me like an absolute jokeIt whisks me up, like a fresh egg yolkMakes me a dangerous fire you best not try and stokeSixty is like the price of a game, that's conduciveTo the boring monotony of an X Box exclusiveThis game is reasonably easy peasyThough not as much as lemon squeezyIf you are non-skill gamer, who like their spamThis is an easy trophy, so prepare to go hamDid you get this game cuz you a fanboy of SonyYou just a unicorn princess, riding on yo ponyNormally yo games are such load of baloneyThis game will make yo list look a lot less phony BESSIE!!: Hit Bessie with the punch buggy. Crammed in your Volkswagen punch buggyCozy like when you covered in yo SnuggieAll you gotta do is drive straight into a cowLike a snow covered road in need of a plowThen you feel a rather large bumpBounce in the air and land on ya rumpOh my God, you just killed Bessie!Things are fixing to get rather messyOn the windscreen there's a splatterLooks like our friend Bessie's brain matterIt's a game so there won' be harmNo need to go and raise the alarmNot like those nasty factory farmsThey like to slice and diceNot once, or twice, but thriceLike they playin' Sekiro: Shadows Die TwiceYou spy through a wall that has a crackAnd what do you spy high up on a rack?Looks like something you need to unpackIs it a trophy for your multi-region stack? BESSIE! Video Guide ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo, my name is Stylin. Don't test me, cuz I got attitudeYou come here for construction criticism or complimentary platitudes?Lest it's the later, I'll knock yo @$$ out and you'll be layin' parallel to latitudePass the test and I'll be saying thanks for showing gratitude Edited June 17, 2020 by ImStylinOnYaBro 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xyleh Posted June 15, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 15, 2020 Is it too early to vote for Trophy Guide of the Year? 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AffectatiousDonk Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 @ImStylinOnYaBro really great effort, so many great lines. Your Purp Master Video strat is major OP. What a loss for the site not publishing this guide. Keep up the great rhymes Sir I am sure Doc White & Crushed Ice would be impressed. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodytears1666 Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 The best I've ever seen You one hundred percent feel what I mean. Never planned to buy the game, But your fantastic skill crossed my way. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Groove_NL Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 ^ I approve ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonicDraco Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 The hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ImStylinOnYaBro Posted June 15, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 15, 2020 Thank you Helyx, AffectatiousDonk, Bloodytears1666, and K_Groove_NL for such kind words. Spread the word, and perhaps by popular demand, this could be published. Peace and love, homies. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterDomSir Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Good work man, had a little giggle at this! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MochizukiAmey Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 (edited) Nice work. This is my most underrated game of 2020 alongside Maneater and Bugsnax. Edited January 1, 2021 by MochizukiAmey Mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImStylinOnYaBro Posted January 1, 2021 Author Share Posted January 1, 2021 1 hour ago, MochizukiAmey said: Nice work. This is my most underrated game of 2020 alongside Maneater and Bugsnax. this means the world to me, and i also speak for the WWA. please remember us in the vote for goty 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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