Popular Post Hvalpen Posted August 22, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 22, 2020 (edited) I have been playing games since 1994 on the SNES...and i can honestly not remember a game that was as bad as this, ever. I bought this game on sale, and i guess i expected some fun A to B delivery challenges in a sort of fall guys/Overcooked mashup in terms of looks and physics. Instead, its hardcore ragdoll physics all the way through in the style of the old ps3 game Pain. Everything in this game is a chore, even walking is a chore. Forget about gold medalling stuff that doesnt involve the fragile packages, you will spend about a minute loading the packages on to the vehicle, until u suceed or give up and simply drag the packages where it needs to go. The physics makes the game an absolute stinker imo, and its the sole reason why i havent had a single second of fun so far(about halfway through), its absolutely infuriating every second of playtime. Shouout to the super cool stun animation that takes forever, everytime the character stubs his toe on something. Finally, lets not forget about the camera that tries to fuck it up for you every step of the way. I suck at this game, no doubt....but i also suck at super meat boy and trials fusion, yet they are great with tight gameplay, and FUN! Seriously, stay away from this dumpster fire. Edited August 22, 2020 by Hvalpen 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vFuriaa Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 You're not wrong, and if anyone is thinking of using a helicopter as a faster route or to get to an island, prepare for hell. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyImp2 Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 It's on sale.for £5.99gbp Would you still avoid it? The music alone sounds like £5.99 to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roosta_141 Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 On 22/02/2021 at 0:02 PM, TheMightyImp2 said: It's on sale.for £5.99gbp Would you still avoid it? The music alone sounds like £5.99 to me I just got the platinum this morning. I played the whole thing in local co-op with my gf, we found it hilarious (especially after a glass of wine) It’s dumb and frustrating and fun all at once Especially in shorter play sessions (max 2 hours) I would definitely recommend! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxasOnFire Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 On 1/19/2021 at 2:27 AM, KanerR6 said: You're not wrong, and if anyone is thinking of using a helicopter as a faster route or to get to an island, prepare for hell. Hahaha preach on preacher man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyImp2 Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 9 hours ago, RoxasOnFire said: Hahaha preach on preacher man. 9 hours ago, roosta_141 said: I just got the platinum this morning. I played the whole thing in local co-op with my gf, we found it hilarious (especially after a glass of wine) It’s dumb and frustrating and fun all at once Especially in shorter play sessions (max 2 hours) I would definitely recommend! Yeah, since asking I just bought it anyway, and myself, my 11 year old, and my 8 year old played 3p split screen and raced through it. They've started their own saves and are completing it again. Helicopter was fine for me, half throttle up on left stick, then just lean right stick forward to get momentum, pull back to slow down, left stick up more for height or down to land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roosta_141 Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 9 hours ago, TheMightyImp2 said: Yeah, since asking I just bought it anyway, and myself, my 11 year old, and my 8 year old played 3p split screen and raced through it. They've started their own saves and are completing it again. Helicopter was fine for me, half throttle up on left stick, then just lean right stick forward to get momentum, pull back to slow down, left stick up more for height or down to land. Yeah I didn’t find the controls too bad! I have the DLC too, so if you want the 100% just message me and I can invite you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowbokop Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Yea this game is infuriating with the controls and also it seems impossible to locate new jobs as they’re not just all on the map at the same time. You have to pick one by one without having any idea where it is from the menu and hope it’s not on the other side of the map. Am I doing something wrong or is this game just impossible with one person? I’ve done about 10-12 deliveries and now can’t deliver any more without completely destroying it or spending half an hour trying to load the goddam package into whatever godforsaken vehicle I have to try and control ? (the camera is just woeful). Does it get much easier with 2+ people? Does anyone want to help a brother out complete the game? I just want to get the platinum. @roosta_141, you seem like a helpful kinda guy ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roosta_141 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 49 minutes ago, Rowbokop said: Yea this game is infuriating with the controls and also it seems impossible to locate new jobs as they’re not just all on the map at the same time. You have to pick one by one without having any idea where it is from the menu and hope it’s not on the other side of the map. Am I doing something wrong or is this game just impossible with one person? I’ve done about 10-12 deliveries and now can’t deliver any more without completely destroying it or spending half an hour trying to load the goddam package into whatever godforsaken vehicle I have to try and control (the camera is just woeful). Does it get much easier with 2+ people? Does anyone want to help a brother out complete the game? I just want to get the platinum. @roosta_141, you seem like a helpful kinda guy Thank you, I try to be helpful where I can Sadly I will not be playing this through again, but maybe you could set up a session to find someone? It’s slightly easier with 2 people, although my partner and I often found it was quicker for 1 of us to attempt the mission and the other to stay by the starting point as a respawn point. But keep at it! You get used to the dodgy controls and it becomes much easier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowbokop Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 Haha ok no worries, thanks for the tip! I’ll keep that in mind and might have another crack at it after I finish Gravel. If anyone else reading is in the same boat, let me know and we can help each other ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euantp_ Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 wish i read this before getting a trophy in the game ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johambubger Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Got the platinum with my 12 year old brother. Was a pretty short, easy and enjoyable game, so I can't say I agree with most of what OP writes. Different strokes, I guess. I'd advice anyone to look up more info on the game before deciding to write it off entirely. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawrItsAndrew Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 It was a really fun hilarious experience for me, sure some of the controls can feel like they fight you but that's the charm it's not meant to be taken seriously it's just a game where you have fun with a buddy irl or online laughing at the stupid physics ? Give it another try ! Also with the wings almost all delivers are easily gold medals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcelGK Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 We played it today with four people and it was really funny. Yeah the physics are totally lost but in the end it wasn't that bad after you know how to handle it. Due to the fact that we had access to the wings, we had 66 gold, 29 silver and only five bronze in the end. So getting the plat was quite easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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