AlteredFormula Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 It's coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AlteredFormula Posted November 7, 2013 Author Popular Post Share Posted November 7, 2013 This better be good Kev... 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AlteredFormula Posted November 25, 2013 Author Popular Post Share Posted November 25, 2013 May have to forget this interview, I dont think we should let 3rd place people join this winners circle... (fucking hurry up Kev.) 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AlteredFormula Posted December 10, 2013 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 10, 2013 Due to Kev's lack of interest in the interview, or his lack of respect for the community, it looks like there isnt going to be an official Kevin response. Instead at some point this evening the interview will be answered by me in the style that I think Kev would respond in. Kev, Prepare to be humiliated. Also feel free to go mark his profile down to 1 star. 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AlteredFormula Posted December 10, 2013 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 10, 2013 So admittedly, I took a while to get Kev's interview over to him, But I've since been waiting since around the 16th of October for a reply, Kev has got to the stage where he is just ignoring me, and I've warned him several times that this would happen... Without further ado, I bring to you, an interview with AlteredNummer1 1.) Dark_KnightRisen asks What game consoles have you owned over the years? And what is your favorite/most memorable game from each? I've owned many a console but being from a poor family, I could only ever cut console shapes out of cheese. My all time fave has to be the Stilton Genesis, along with the the game Toe Ham and Earl 2.) theitdemon would like to know If you worked for Sony and had an input on development / addition of features for PS3 / PS4, what 3 features would you introduce? The ability to find out any profiles real name and address so that I can go visit my hero, Eburkulosis. 3.) You've been making videos for a while now. Lee would like you to tell us about the equipment you use and explain why you decided to start recording yourself play? He would also like to know If you have any plans for it for the future? Well, when I hit puberty, I noticed my peepee was getting bigger, and wanted to create a video documentary for it. I also use a nikon camera to take lots of photo's so you see it grow in a flip book. In the future, I plan to use it for the beautiful day I meet Eburkulosis.4.) razza123 asks what made you choose this website rather than the other trophy websites? (you can tell him it was because of me, I dont mind.) It was because of AF, he is awesome and the loveliest guy I've never met, he is almost as awesome as... Eburkulosis. I bet you thought I was going to say something else then! Tee hee.5.) You love your trophies and are one one of the sites more involved boosters / co-op players so BeautifulTorment wants to know, Who is the best boosting/co-op partner you've ever had for PS3? If best boosting partner is different from best co-op partner, list both. Give me an E, give me a B, give me a U, you can guess the rest.6.) nauGie has had some fantasies involving you in a lycra jumpsuit ala Faith from Mirrors Edge, If you could choose to be any game character and jump into any game-universe you wanted, what character/game-universe would you choose? (note: you can also combine the two, for example you could wreak some havoc in Mario World as Ryu Hayabusa ) I'm going to cheat a bit, I would like to be Princess Peach, but I would also like Eburk to be Mario, so he could rescue me and sweep me off my feet. sigh.7.) Your known better in the CB rather than the forums, So BDK and I (its one of the reasons I chose you for this interview 34 light years ago) would like to know, what it is about the CB that turns you on? Is there any particular reason that you arent as active in the forums? Theres always a risk that if I leave the CB, someone else may talk to Eburk and he'll forget about me. I cant have that happen. ever.8.) Simpo wants to know the story behind the 'nummer1' in your PSNID. Also how did you react to the fad of everyones name change to 'nummer1'? Well I stole it off my awesome brother Diego, it wasnt until everyone else used it, I felt like a fraud. He still doesnt know.9.) Parker effectively kisses Slys arse when asking you this question (He's almost as good as me!) We all know Sly does a fantastic job with this website and is constantly developing new features for us, however there are still some things the community wants. What is the number one feature you'd like Sly to implement within PSNProfiles? Please see my answer in regards to being on the Sony team. Finally, The Quick Fire Round, with Questions from Eburk, Gota & IntenseFate !Who is your favorite mod? (Like we dont already know eburk...) AF, especially after this.Can you show us an updated picture of your Mohawk aka Brohawk? I'm afraid not, I've lied about it, it doesnt exist. Are you excited for college? YesWhat is your field of study? Tuberculosis, Myxomatosis & EburkulosisDo you have a girlfriend? Kind of, I have one of those life size pillows, I call her SheburkDo you have a car? NoDo you have a bicycle? I have a trike, does that count?Is it True that the the Dutch all live in windmills? No, Just me, I like to pretend its a helicopter on its side!Do your parents know how important you are on the internet? No, they only know that I threw away my future to concentrate on winning a PS4, and I couldnt even do that.Tell us a random fact about yourself. I fucking love men.Outside of gaming, what hobbies do you pursue? EburkulosisYour favourite games of this generation? Any on Eburks list.Your favourite type of cheese? EdamTrophy collection-wise, any regrets? None, they are all Diego's work.Who's your favourite Football(Soccer) player? Connman88Last but not least...Why are your so much more then your Dutch brethren kiesmaarwa? In 50 words or less. This is a general misconception, I'm not, I suck. I dont get interviews done, I cant win a PS4, I'm in love with Eburk, I dont know how anyone could think I'm better than Kies Kev... this stays here till I get your interview. 49 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post eburkulosis Posted December 10, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 10, 2013 I'm very distraught I was only mentioned 9 times. Does our bromance mean nothing to him? 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xcomplicatedx Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 very nice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connie Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Who's your favourite Football(Soccer) player? Connman88 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 I am inclined to believe that the AF response is probably closer to the truth than we have expected kev to have delivered. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmgravekeeper Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Lmao this interview is awesome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memnoch Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 I'll have to say this is actually a good read and not as I expected the Altered interview to be - I guess AF is becoming kind in his latter years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaM Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 2.) theitdemon would like to know If you worked for Sony and had an input on development / addition of features for PS3 / PS4, what 3 features would you introduce? The ability to find out any profiles real name and address so that I can go visit my hero, Eburkulosis. Sounds good to me yet still creepy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 that was a good read, good interview, still hopping for the real one but this is good for now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quikdrawjoe Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Possibly the best interview of all time, 10/10 would read again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawazc98 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daftprophet Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Sheburk...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gotakibono Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Kev's locked in a meeting with his publicity team discussing how best to reply to these scandalous accusations. Great, sexy interview AF. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenguy81 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Great read well played AF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GilgaMax305 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 LOL Damn...You are one evil guy AF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starrk_01 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Awesome interview. I feel like I know more about kevinnummer1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ichiban-Hybrid Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Best interview id ever read.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IntenseFATE98 Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 This interview was so hilarious!! I wish I could see the look on Kev's face after reading this. 10/10 AF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Well, that was..........bromantic to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpo Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Well I'm sure the real Kev's answers wouldn't be much different from these...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixel Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Should label the Qs as "nummer 1" and so on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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