Mad Libs!

[Zanreo]

Let's play some Mad Libs! Enter words and get a weird story

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Someday I want to ditch this clown job and become a film director. I have a great script for an action movie.

It starts out with the badguy, Not Bob "Snow" Objection!, hijacking a bike. The old grandma fights him off, but Objection! starts firing his gun and hollering his signature line, "What The Frickle Frackle, douchebags!" He ties this one dude up and force feeds him a liter of coke, so the audience knows this Not Bob character is mean and kawaii.

Enter our hero, Billiam Purple, who is a rookie lawyer. He is salty, because of a mysterious mishap with a carrot. The old grandma, it turns out, was his rival, so he chases the badguy down in a series of shenanigans-packed chase scenes that take place in helicopters and trains. It climaxes with an ass fight in a treehouse.

"You'll never get away with this!" Billiam Purple yells as he punches "Snow" Objection!'s ass.

"What The Frickle Frackle, douchebags!" Objection! hollers back.

Purple beats Objection!, but it's not over yet! There's an explosive bottle that a baby is unwittingly carrying to the very heart of Los Angeles! Purple races against time, snatches a box away from the baby, pulls out the bottle inside, and defuses it with just -5 seconds to spare!

Of course, it turns out that Objection! isn't really dead. "What The Frickle Frackle, douchebags!" he screams, leaping to his feet and flexing his mighty armpit muscles. But then Purple skewers him with a body pillow, and it's all over.