The Unofficial - Now Made Official - Trophy Race: Chemergy vs ExsphereBrawler

[Dead Weight]

-STINKY BANNER COMING TO A THREAD NEAR YOU-

 

 

 

So I've been watching these fat dank meme overlords getting these trophy G-G-G-G-GAINZZZZZ, when my best bud Ex mentions that his completion and Chemergy's are about the same. Now we all know the new hit sensation that has been hitting the PSNP nation and it's trophy races, but some of us Chat veterans laughed at the sheer overload of this trend. So Chem and Ex jokingly compared each other's profiles saying they are in a 'trophy race' and I thought it would be fucking hilarious to make this unofficial trophy race a reality and make these based OG's go at it.

 

Why you ask? Because I fucking feel like it and I think newer and spicier memes will be born from this event and at the end of the day, that's all that matters =)

 

Now Chemergy's go to genre is one we all know and love, as coined by Madbuk, '2D Indie Trash'. Chem's opinion on them is "They are as delicious as my memes" - Chemergy.  If he doesn't play 2D games, he loves to play shitty games just for the Ultra rare trophies like his most recent adventure Razing Storm.

 

I call Exspherebrawler my shadow, and that's because he's a BBBF. What is a BBBF? Well it's a great acronym I made up and we all know that making acronyms  for things no one has never heard of is a good idea ( If you can figure out this acronym you'll get a fabulous prize). He is a fighting game scrublord; 2D , 3D, 4D , he'll play any of them, including Persona 4 Arena. " I have completed P4A on xbox 360 in under 5 minutes completely legit, I have a video of me doing it on Pornhub" - ExsphereBrawler

 

Now these two have a fantastic love/hate relationship where they launch memes at each other, such as calling the other a weeb; but we all know that they both just bleed anime. I mean they both played Blazblue Continuum Shift Extend, The most stylish and competitive anime fighting game.

 

Now you may be asking? " AB, why aren't you in this FAT event?". Well that's because I'm too busy finding this capybara that escaped from the zoo,  but even if i wasn't busy I wouldn't join because I would win the event by default. Come on now.

 

Let's discuss some more serious logistics, the rules of this event.

 

The name of the game is to earn DELICIOUS trophies, each trophy is worth a set amount of points which is rated by the DANK-0-M3T3R  100 subtract the trophy's rarity. You may have seen this concept before and think "that this is shameless plagiarism", and you know what it isn't Because this is for EVERY TROPHY.

 

I am the Almighty Awesome Amazing Orgasmic Dank Overlord (AAAODO, doesn't that roll of the tongue nicely?) of this event and am the master of the rules which are subject to change at any time. But the loser of the event will receive a FAT prank as their punishment ( which may or may not be a social experiment)

 

The event will begin on July 1st, where things will get really spicy, and will end December 31st. I hope you all enjoy this event and don't forget to vote for your favourite waifu.

 

 

Chemergy G-G-G-G-GAINZZZZZ

1 Trophy in Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

 

Score: 80.88

 

 

 

ExsphereBrawler's G-G-G-G-GAINZZZZZ

1 Trophy in Dragonball Z: Battle of Z

 

Score: 91.91

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DISCLAIMER: This event was created without the mutual consent of either Chemergy or ExsphereBrawler but they accepted this big fat event and taken it wholeheartedly through their bodies. This event is mostly about the memes and not the trophies, but the trophies are still there to give it purpose. If you find any spelling or grammar errors, they were put there intentionally. This thread will be updated WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT.

Edited July 3, 2016 by A-Brawl3r

[Brawler]

I'm about to officially win this unofficial battle of trophy GODS.

[BlindMango]

My bets are placed on anyone that isn't Chemergy

[Xx_ForTheSesh_xX]

 

Absolutely shameless.

[thegirlruka]

 

Absolutely shameless.

He promised me KFC if I voted for him. Sorry babe xx

[Dead Weight]

He promised me KFC if I voted for him. Sorry babe xx

 

You got duped, Popeye's is the superior Fried Chicken Franchise

[Dead Weight]

Alright time for a dank update. 

 

As of July 2nd 10:29pm EST, both competitors have 1 trophy each. 

 

Chem-chan finished (what everyone can definitely agree on) the KANCEROUS Magical Girl Monomi Mode in Danganronpa 2 by obtaining every item

 

Ex-chan copied the same action by obtaining all items in Dragonball Z: Battle of Z

 

Scores are:

 

Chemergy : 80.88

 

ExsphereBrawler : 91.91

 

According to the poll, Ex is the people's choice for favourite waifu ( it must be because he puts out all the time) but Chem has his own fateful fans. 

 

Can't wait until this race gets serious and they both unleash the famous icosidigon Steins;Gate Stack.

Edited July 3, 2016 by A-Brawl3r