Bloodytears1666 Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Arrested for not daily sending flying kisses underground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Arrested as I honestly can't tell if you're referring to a literal kiss or the chocolates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Arrested for not sharing your kisses. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Arrested as the only person I'd share a kiss with is named after a certain Japanese food item. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Arrested for sharing your kisses with Naruto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Arrested as it's the name of an ingredient in a food that Naruto likes, so you're not totally wrong with your guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodytears1666 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Arrested for knowing receipt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Arrested as my receipt total was $666.00, that must be a coincidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Arrested for the sudden satanist side of your personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodytears1666 Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 Arrested for hiding murky personality behind sanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Arrested for questoning my sanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Sanchez Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Arrested for implying that you have sanity. Sadism? Sure. Sanity? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Arrested for not keeping my dirty secret, well, secret. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Arrested as we all have dirty secrets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 arrested because I'm clean and having dirty secrets is against the law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Arrested as I got law and my Satanic band member could easily eradicate that puny woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodytears1666 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Arrested for keeping a band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Arrested as your band only composes of an anorexic cat and shadowy figures on the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodytears1666 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Arrested for claiming that dead bodies could have illnesses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Arrested for being a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfie Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Arrested because that cat bite me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Arrested for not giving that cat a tuna can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Arrested for kidnapping the cat and giving it to my beloved Noodle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodytears1666 Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Arrested for having SUV for kidnapping and haven't helped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 arrested for having a SUV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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