AndyLish79 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Actually that is pretty much Wales. Sheep, rain and Tom Jones. Oh and leeks. Stupid loves her leeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid91 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Oh I do love Wales so much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted August 16, 2015 Author Share Posted August 16, 2015 You make it sound so wonderful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Wales is very nice. If you accept the weather will be rain for 360 days of the year then it makes the rare sunny days even more special (and, possibly, the work of witchcraft or an angry god). Some of the most beautiful scenery in the UK. Sorry, I seem to have turned into the Welsh Tourist Board. Anyway, back on topic, cup of tea anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid91 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 (edited) Wales is not nice, it's an extremely boring place! It rains most of the year and there are more sheep than people here. There isn't a way to make it sound like a wonderful place Nah I'll skip the tea thanks. Tom you've changed your name again. I thought you were just another stranger joining the conversation Edited August 16, 2015 by Stupid91 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted August 16, 2015 Author Share Posted August 16, 2015 I'll change my name as much as I want You're not the boss of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid91 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Never said I was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 I, however, am the boss of Tom. Tom, for the love of dog, go to Wales (the North of Wales, not the bit where Stupid lives). Oh, and something about your name. Stop it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted August 16, 2015 Author Share Posted August 16, 2015 What's in a name? That which we call a roseBy any other name would smell as sweet. As for going to Wales, that won't happen any time soon I've got an irrational fear of planes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Is it planes that worry you or is it accelerating toward the earth at a rate of 9.8 metres per second per second when the plane starts behaving sub-optimally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted August 16, 2015 Author Share Posted August 16, 2015 I'm not an owl so flying is strange to me Not everyone is blessed with resplendent wings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid91 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Don't worry Tom, you don't want to go to Wales anyway So will you never ever go on a plane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share Posted August 20, 2015 I'll gladly go on a plane... as long as it is a toy plane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotAFoxAnymore Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Forget Wales, get on a plane to England! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share Posted August 20, 2015 All you people better stop staring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I'm not sure that's how it works Tom. I have to wee on your tummy to do that. Or lay my eggs directly into your lungs. Yes, that might work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share Posted August 20, 2015 But my mommy said that staring at people makes them pregnant. Is everything she told me a lie? How do I even know if that's how you spell mommy. She might have been lying to me then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 She almost certainly was lying - and probably not your "mommy" whatever those are. No, no, you would be better of sacrificing your body to be devoured from the inside by tiny owls. So, bend over and let's find those lungs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share Posted August 20, 2015 Someone better come quick and save my lungs. But who could save me? Turn to page 7 of your book to see who saves me. Continue reading to let the owl put his young in my lungs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 While you were prattling on I laid my eggs. But what will hatch out? Turn to page 12 for an army of owls, turn to page 58 for a griffin, turn to page 128 for all the PSNP forum members in miniature form, close your browser and go outside if you are beginning to question why you're spending so much time on here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share Posted August 20, 2015 I wonder if anyone under the age of 20 understood those references. I can remember the days when your choices would actually affect the story. Ahhhhh... nostalgia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I am rather surprised that a young whippersnapper like you remembers the "choose your own adventure" books. Ah, many happy afternoons spent with a pen, paper, dice and Warlock Of Firetop Mountain, Deathtrap Dungeon or another Steve Jackson/Ian Livingstone classic. Cheating like crap when you accidentally fall down a mountain less than 1 minute in... *wipes away a tear and puts rose-tinted glasses back on* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Hmmm... well at the expense of being THAT owl that talks to himself... here I am Bump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted September 8, 2015 Author Share Posted September 8, 2015 They say that if you bump yourself too much, you'll go blind. I've never heard of a blind owl, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dav9834 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 If he has gone blind, maybe reviving this thread will cure the owl of his ailment. Do we have any witch doctors around just in case? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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