Dimmu-T Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 (edited) This thread is cool and all and seem pretty active so no reviving need here. But i was trying to start one with more story depth to it and some forum members wanted to hate on me for it.. Saying it the same as this, In which of course i totally disagree.. Edited September 30, 2015 by Stevieboy No need for general name calling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Yeah, this was originally intended as a "general discussion" thread where we could all come and talk crap without having to fit into a series of guidelines and risk moderation. Think of it like the Guess Who Will Post Below You thread without having to worry about who will post below you - just as long as your post is broadly related to the one above you. It sounds like yours was somewhere between this and the 3 Work Sentence Story thread which makes it different to both in my eyes but what do I know, I'm a partially-blind owl who bumps himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I thought a forum married owl of your advancing years would get the wife to bump you instead. However having known your forum wife in the past and knowing her as I type this (advance warning of possible spelling errrrrrrrrrrors) she is more likely to bump you off than simply bump you. But then again those are the risks you take when you forum marry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Oh Rory, I am guessing from your member title (or lack thereof) that Stupid has left you again? It must be ... frustrating... for her being married to a ball with horns. Forum marriage, eh? A roller-coaster ride. Look at us talking like a couple of old married blokes down the pub. I think the barmaid is giving you the eye, Rory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Andrew I am not sure how my member title disappeared but it seems that the barmaid that you say fancies me - Donald is his name, according to the badge on the left one of those 44GG chest mountains - appears to have decided I should be a premium member. Why have you taken us to the Battered Cock again? You profess to hate this place but its the first one you list every night we hit the town as two forum married gents looking for a little on the side action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Heart Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Andrew I am not sure how my member title disappeared but it seems that the barmaid that you say fancies me - Donald is his name, according to the badge on the left one of those 44GG chest mountains - appears to have decided I should be a premium member. Why have you taken us to the Battered Cock again? You profess to hate this place but its the first one you list every night we hit the town as two forum married gents looking for a little on the side action. i hope being a premium member made you happy, you are a nice guy rory 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I thought that you needed a little "liquid and feather" cheering up Rory. You have spoken of nothing else but the Battered Cock since our last visit that I just assumed it tickled you (literally and figuratively speaking) Aww that's nice of you Purple. See, Rory? Your day is looking up already. A goddess is courting you and you have unlimited free refills on your Guinness thanks to Donald. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I figured it was you that golded me up neptunefan17 aka Purple Heart. Thank you very much. There was no need to make such a generous gesture but it is truly appreciated. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Heart Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I figured it was you that golded me up neptunefan17 aka Purple Heart. Thank you very much. There was no need to make such a generous gesture but it is truly appreciated. i noticed that when i succeed in making someone happy, it helped me be happy too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 i noticed that when i succeed in making someone happy, it helped me be happy too Treating someone makes many happy and often you can be happy with out spending money. A thoughtful gesture or a kind word at the right time can make a world of difference. And right now I think you should join me and Andrew in the Tickling Feathers. We had to leave the Battered Cock as there is only so long you can watch Donald drool into his cleavage. And when the owl says "Oh look, a bird bath" just as you are supping your pint of whiskey - well lets just say it wasnt a good look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyesUnholy Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Is it safe to assume that both of you guys are still drunk and not given permission from Donald to use the interwebs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueFireReaper Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 I'm certain that "Donald character you're mentioning is non other than... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 That's probably how he looked to Rory as Donald manhandled him into a taxi at 3 in the morning. Waking up with "Donald was here" tattooed on his ass was one of Rory's top 5 "morning after" moments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyesUnholy Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Waking up with "Andy was here" was probably Rory's favourite morning after moment, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu-T Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 But then. Terrible things started to happen. After the corpse of Rory looking very nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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