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You could always start with image #2 or #3. #1 has been translated though.

 

Exactly what I did :)

 

#2

WHERE THE HELL DO YOU

THINK YOU ARE GOING?

YOU JUST STILL HAVE NOT

PAID FOR YOUR SANDWICH!

OH AND YOU SHOT MY WAITER

TOO.

THANKFULLY PAYDAY IS

TOMORROW, MIRACLES DO

EXIST. 

 

God I hope thats right.

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A kung fu panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich.

 

After he finished easting (dont you mean eating :P) the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and the stands up to go.
 
Hey! Shouts the manager.
 
There's a few spelling mistakes in it though lol. 

 

 

 

Damn, I finally figured it out and turns out a ninja was lurking while I was translating. After all of that work translating the 1st image, I don't have the will to work on the other images.

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Image #2 has been translated by Boooda. Only 1 place remaining for the one who translates image #3.

 

Exactly what I did :)

 

#2

WHERE THE HELL DO YOU
THINK YOU ARE GOING?
YOU JUST STILL HAVE NOT
PAID FOR YOUR SANDWICH!
OH AND YOU SHOT MY WAITER
TOO.

THANKFULLY PAYDAY IS
TOMORROW, MIRACLES DO
EXIST. 

 

God I hope thats right.

Congrats young dragon, you've done well :yay:.

 

 

Someone hurry up and translate the 3rd image, i want to know how it ends with the panda.

I hope you like the ending :D.

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Damn, I finally figured it out and turns out a ninja was lurking while I was translating. After all of that work translating the 1st image, I don't have the will to work on the other images.

 

I'm sorry bro. But on the bright sight you have learner a bit of the Dragon language :D

 

I didnt even read part 1's solution before posting, this story is so weird xD

 

Nooo this story is great! The writer of this story should really make his own novel.

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Damn, I finally figured it out and turns out a ninja was lurking while I was translating. After all of that work translating the 1st image, I don't have the will to work on the other images.

Third time's the charm ;).

 

I didnt even read part 1's solution before posting, this story is so weird xD

I'll post the entire story once part 3 has been translated.

I'm sorry bro. But on the bright sight you have learner a bit of the Dragon language :D

Which is a reward in itself :D.

 

Nooo this story is great! The writer of this story should really make his own novel.

:awesome:. A novel about the panda?

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Someone please translate the last image. I had to stop after giving myself a headache and I know the ninjas will attack as soon as I try to finish. How does the story end? We have to know.

And why do I keep falling for your tricks dragon? You make all these miserable events/games sound so fun. Platinum Rain Day, Star Ocean, translating Dragon language, etc. Never again.

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Someone please translate the last image. I had to stop after giving myself a headache and I know the ninjas will attack as soon as I try to finish. How does the story end? We have to know.

And why do I keep falling for your tricks dragon? You make all these miserable events/games sound so fun. Platinum Rain Day, Star Ocean, translating Dragon language, etc. Never again.

I know how it ends :P. You could, I don't know, translate it yourself ;).

 

It's all about the presentation mate, you'd be surprised how much that can affect people. Oh, and Masamune has been teaching me the way of the sadist evil-smile-onion-head-emoticon.gif?12928

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Um, something like this? :hmm:

 

The panda yells back at the manager, hey man, I am a panda. Look it up.

 

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda

 

A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring.

 

Eats shoots and leaves.

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Um, something like this? :hmm:

 

The panda yells back at the manager, hey man, I am a panda. Look it up.

 

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda

 

A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characteristic by distinct black and white coloring.

 

Eats, shoots, and leaves.

Almost there, you've made 2 errors in the 3th sentence. Correct them before someone else posts the right translation and you'll win.

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But he spelled back 'Bakk' damn, phone translation is way too slow.

Edit: tell me you're not dinging him for adding commas. >.<

I was about to say the only errors I see are the added commas. Guess it should be Eats shoots leaves. That's a very small error.

Oh, edited before I saw original post. That makes sense. At least we know the story/joke now.

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Um, something like this? :hmm:

 

The panda yells back at the manager, hey man, I am a panda. Look it up.

 

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda

 

A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characteristic by distinct black and white coloring.

 

Eats shoots and leaves.

My bad, I meant 3th sentence, not 4th :facepalm:. Counted "Um, something like this?" too

WOOOoooooooooooow 

 

It was all a setup for a joke. :shakefist:

You don't like it :o, I thought it was extremely funny and wanted to share it with everyone :(.

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