-Dark Mark- Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Wish granted but no milk. I wish I had a new 4K TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 You get a fucking 9 frames delay and most games become unplayable. I wish for a mountain of pancakes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 They are super dry and you have nothing to put on them. I wish I had a flying monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Your house is caked in flying monkey shit I wish we could get the dinosaurs back 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Granted, you got zombie dinosaurs. I wish for being a skillful gamer that earn lots of platinum trophies every weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 (edited) Sony bans your account for suspiciously earning 20 plats in 1 day. I wish for more arcade games on the ps4 for $1 each. Edited February 6, 2017 by Z1MZUM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocVoltacon Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Granted but their all crappy bootleg arcade from China. I am Calypso and I THX you for Playing Twisted Metal. I wish to become a Dragon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Granted but you'll become like this guy. I wish I could become a Jedi or at least have a connection with the Force. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Granted, unfortunately, you were one of the kids that were in the Jedi Temple after order 66. I wish for an ice cream like the dragon in Jyn's image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Granted but you're going through the same emotions as it. I want a big pork stew with carrots and potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 It arrives in dehydrated space shuttle food format I hope that this years Call Of Duty is in Vietnam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocVoltacon Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 You wish Is granted but the knowing activision you spent 50$ for the disque, 25$ for the Campaign that took 1 hour to complete, 15$ for the online with 2 gun and 1 map and another 200$ for shity DLC that and jak shit. Money well spend my friend XD. I wish to have the same power that Cole from Infamous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 You'd also get stuck with his physique. I wish Persona 5 didn't get delayed again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocVoltacon Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 You wish Is granted but insteand getting delay the game got cancell for good. I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal. I wish to have infinite money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 It's Canadian Tire money, of course. I wish people weren't propaganda tools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 News stops getting around and everyone votes for Trump. I wish for every man with a pony tail gets their head shaved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 You wake up with all the shaved hair glued to you body. I wish for a carrot cake now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Yuummmmm, the cake is dry and you have nothing to drink. I wish for a fish tank with goldfish on my desk at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 This fish will secretly eat your co-workers one by one until you're stuck with all the work. I wish I had a faster brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 You're now working longer hours I wish I worked with gamers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 You're a janitor at Ubisoft. I wish for a pizza now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 It's my leftover half chewed pizza. I wish I had a lemon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 It's a tiny minuscule lemon. I wish this weed I just bought wasn't shitty. =/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I can't corrupt that, it already is. But let's say wish granted, it's great weed but you lose it all. I wish I had a brand new PS2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 It's that goddamn model that doesn't read blue DVDs and barely reads any PS1 discs. I wish Tekken 5 on PS2 would let you play with the left joystick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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