Popular Post TigressLion Posted November 27, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 27, 2016 It has been notorious for the last few weeks about how this Mayo game is just a trophy whores wet dream and how it's 'shameful' to purchase this as it's just a button masher. I will admit, yess it has a button mashing element, but everyone overlooks it's story. Each "group of trophies" stitches together a story of each Mayo jars existence. I figured I'd throw the stories here for you all so you can see it's more than a simple "clicking game". The Lady in Red Sometimes I just like to wear my red bikini. It makes me feel confident. But when I wear my leopard bikini, I feel like going wild. When I feel wild, I do crazy things... Oh boy, I feel horny. I have a secret I hide from everybody. Its like my fantasy... You are not into banana suits? how about this? Ok, thats not sexy. Maybe this will cheer you up? Ketchup cheetah? Is that what you want? I don't know what you want! A Young Kid When I was a young kid... I wanted to be a rock star. My dad wanted me to be like him. An ordinary Mayonnaise. So I had some identity issues... I don't want to be a top seller mayonnaise like him. I just want to play my guitar with my glam style. In the end, my dad supported me. But now... I want to be a mime! Realistic Forrest Gump I will tell you something important about life. Life is like a box of chocolates. Just kidding, who compares life with a box of chocolates? Ok... life is something that makes us move... you know, we have muscles reflexes and all that stuff. Thats why we move... duh... Ok, lets get serious. life is a part of our lives. What... you dont like my philosophy about life? Hey, I am the one talking about life!! Not you! Ohh, so you think you can define life better than me?! I am Mayonnaise! Just Another Saturday Night Gather around and I'll spin a yarn you won't believe! It was a stormy night and it was raining cats and dogs. The day was over and I was ready to go catch some Z's back home. But then I met a gorgeous blonde bombshell! We rapped about sauce, I hope I wasn't too cheesy. We seemed to hit it off! So I invited her for some coffee, if you catch my cold! But I forgot my apartment was an armpit, so I was screwed! As soon as we went in she flipped out! And then she totally vanished... I felt pooped out the next, but what do I know about love? I'm just a mayo 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satoshi Ookami Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 Wow, that's some juicy info. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcrunch061 Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 LOL at the hot take in this thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuckSwimmer Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 Glad someone's posting this. I felt very few people actually read the story. My friend purchased the game and he was just clicking on each one going down.. I'm like wait what, you're not following the stories? ....He didn't even know there were stories to it.. lol. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 I posted a retelling of the story in my MRP post for the game This was an amazing and epic tale of self discovery. The titular character, Scott Mayo, is unsure of his place in the world. Through a clever and groundbreaking use of flashbacks, the player gains insight into Mayo's childhood and tumultuous adolescence in which he rebels against his father and the conformity that his father represents. Damaged by the resentment of his father, Mayo's life had become a constant vie for attention. He would gallivant around in skimpy outfits screaming about his fetishes and lust for sexual gratification. He made a game out of his lust. He would have people tap him as much as they'd like. Hell, some people tapped him as much as 10,000 times by themselves. They would call Mayo their "dirty trophy whore game" since he was so easy and so cheap. Some even laughed at him because of how quickly he was finished. In a later flashback, it was revealed that all of this happened because one person touched him in a place he had never been touched--his heart. She was a woman with a personality as beautiful as her appearance. Mayo told her about his love, but she did not reciprocate his feelings. She only wanted him to fulfill her base desires (his pH levels were above 7 after all.) And so we come to the present; Mayo is near the end of his journey toward self discovery. After a few more taps, the game ends in an inspirational exclamation by Scott Mayo. He proudly declares, "I am Mayo!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diskdocx Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 This game is like Playboy. For most people, it is really only about the stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigressLion Posted November 27, 2016 Author Share Posted November 27, 2016 I posted a retelling of the story in my MRP post for the game After reading it, I say you should be the professional synopsis writer for every game haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valyrious Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 People gave more lore and fan fiction than the actual creators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon-Archon Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 I posted a retelling of the story in my MRP post for the game Lol, nicely done . I like this version a lot better than the one in the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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