Iris Heart Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Granted, unfortunately, you are the supervillain Two face and your console won't recognize your face... and it will explode like a defense mechanism. I wish I could go to the moon someday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxie_M0us3 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Granted! But you're losing oxygen and you die! I wish we could end corruptions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Granted, The U.S no longer has a President I wish peoples pets could speak in human form 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 They would scare the shit out of everyone and a war between pets and humans ultimately happens. I wish my younger sister would stop smoking cigarette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Granted, now she is drinking Vodka while is singing Britney Spears songs. I wish for New England Patriots losing the superbowl. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 They sued you for your wish. I wish for some brownies now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Granted but they aren't the brownies you were looking for. If you know what i mean. I wish for being the new USA president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 You got JFK'd. I wish for a poutine right now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Granted, During a mix up with the pronunciation of your wish, You now have Vladimir Putin and he's totally interested in you I wish for world war 3 to thin the population Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Granted, unfortunately, it will only thin the dog's population. I wish I had a fluffy cat like a pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 It chokes to death on a hairball. I wish I could instantly get a better job. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Taxes will eat half your revenue so your decide to stay on welfare. I wish being a Premium Member here would let you choose the color of your username. I want it Pink or Purple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 You can only do it once and the only options are brown and yellow. I wish I could turn my hearing off at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 The other senses have to follow. I wish I could change seasons at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcrunch061 Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Granted, but the seasons will be the most violent in history. I wish I was a billionaire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 It's all Canadian Tire money. Enjoy! I wish for a good meal right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 It's my arm. I wish I had a bong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 You split some dirty bong water on your pants (which in Québec we call, pissing on yourself). I wish I could jump off a building without dying or getting hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 (edited) Granted but that means that gravity would get inverted and you would be floating away out of the planet. I wish for having more time to gaming. Edited February 1, 2017 by Orochi Shermie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Granted. You can now play on your smartphone at work whenever you want. I wish there was still chocolate milk at the dépanneur (Québec version of convenience store)! It's sold out! *shakes fist* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 It's out of date by a week and they won't restock until you drink it. I wish for some white chocolate right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Granted but you got a horrible allergy after biting the chocolate. I wish for people stop whining about stupid things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Welcome to the Zombie apocalypse, Now that's all that people whine about. I wish for some Mexican food right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 You must sacrifice one pound of flesh to obtain it. I wish I was a Yamakasi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Wish granted, but after your first challenge you get hit by a speeding truck. I wish I had a prehistoric snapping turtle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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