DEMONICRUBLE18 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Granted now they happen in your bedroom 24/7. My goal is to create a wish that no one can give an unpleasant twist to so be ready for some very odd wishes. I wish I was sterile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 (edited) On 2018年3月15日 at 8:11 PM, Melty said: Granted, but the only band you can listen to is Baby Metal I wish I could run Sony and only push JRPGs LMFAO, everything but that! OT: Granted, but you have an urge for having kids and you adopt a lot of them. You will have to get 3 jobs to feed them and educate them properly. Suddenly, you realized why you wished for being sterile and put an end to your misery. I wish I could be a metamorph. Edited March 17, 2018 by Iris Heart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Granted, the person you fall in love with is a pedophile I wish I could own all of KFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 Granted, unfortunately, the media discovers all of the dirty secrets behind the genetically altered chickens that they use to sell (they have no head and they practically reach their adulthood two days after they did born) and your once succesful company is bankruptcy. I wish for findind the bastard that killed my cat and make them pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Granted, you find him, but, he's already rotting in jail for animal abuse I wish I had an anime imouto 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Granted, but she doesn't like you at all. I wish for the next Neptunia spin off will be about Iris Heart / Plutia, but my real wish is that it won't be a bad game, more like the best Neptunia game ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Granted, it's the best game ever but not for you, Plutia falls in love with another man and bullies him for the rest of eternity I wish I could make cool futuristic inventions 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Granted, You've invented a hoverboard that actually works. You also feel responsible for the multiple fatalities caused by your invention. I wish that every time you belched, time is reversed by 30 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Granted, unfortunately, berching was the last action you did 30 minutes ago, so, you are trapped in a loop of time. I wish I could be relaxing at home right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Granted, The reason you're home is due to a power outage, No tv or playstation for you. I wish for bacon and eggs with hash browns right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Granted, the ingredients have been tainted, you've caught a new disease I wish I could be great at fighting games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Granted, you're not good, just great. I wish to try impossible foods impossible burger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Granted, it's the worse burger you have tried so far. I wish I could win the lottery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Granted, you have to reveal yourself to claim your winnings, somebody tracks you down and kills you for your money I wish I to build a teleporter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Granted, You've bought it from Ikea and it's missing parts and now not produced any more. I wish to learn programming video games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froopy the Temmie Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) Granted, you'll pull all of your hair out and start screaming bloody murder the minute you can't find the source of one game breaking bug or fixing that bug requires rebuilding 90% of your game from the ground up. I wish I had a starship that was capable of at least Warp 9. Edited March 22, 2018 by Temmie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Granted, you warped so hard you got blown into another dimension, in that dimension humans get eaten by giant cockroaches I wish I could blow up solar systems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 (edited) Granted, but even you can blow up solar systems, you are to slow to escape from the explosion and you die after destroying your first solar system. I wish I could have a more exciting life, full of adventures and cool stuff. Edited March 22, 2018 by Iris Heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Granted, welcome to Attack on Titan I wish I was a super genius 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Granted, you now have no friends. I wish everyone has a great weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Granted, your weekend now sucks, you got snowed in and lost power I wish I had a pet bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Granted, you welcome your pet emu though not it's constant explosive diarrhea. I wish PSN accidentally put's everything for free globally for 24 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oobedoob S Benubi Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 @Z1MZUM Granted. The game "Everything" is now free. During the same accident, all the other games you would ever want to buy have had their files deleted and they'll never be restored. I wish FOX will allow Josh Whedon to use Firefly again so we can finally get a new series worthy of the potential the original had. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Granted, that happened before Disnet bought FOX; now, the new owner cancelled the project. I wish for heat doesn't make me feel so sick and I could visit a beach someday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Sanchez Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Granted, beaches are now a dumping ground for toxic waste I wish that we never created nukes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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