Razza Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 It will take more than one bottle to aquire my services my dear lil owly friend make it 7 bottles and we have a deal, or 2 bottles of single barrel jack Daniels (as that stuff is awesome) Now I got to know would you fire at me Ruliya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Nope. If 7 bottles is what it takes to get you to help Razza, it's a done deal. Will you help now Razza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Nope I wouldn't fire at ya Razza, don't worry. Just near you, make you dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Got a wee truck to move all your stuff Andrew, but I think it could hold Mrs L's whiskey collection too. You should ask her sometime what she did to get all those bottles. I know that she received one each time she completed a specific task. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Heart Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 need to forget, do you have some whiskey rory ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) I may have stole them too or I might have bought them. Who knows. I will let you decide Rory. Nep Nep next? Ninjad by my guess but you can have some whiskey Nep Nep. Edited September 8, 2015 by Selina007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Bought them? Andrew, she earned those bottles for services rendered. That timid cat is like an industrial vaccum cleaner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Selina is a sweet, innocent soul and if she says she stole them then I believe her Rory. Not everyone sells themselves for a sniff of booze like you do However, the truck looks pretty useful. I may even get a layyyzoooor or two in there. Don't worry Ruliya, you can keep the big ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 It was me gave her most of them - met her though Ashley Madison..... Then Darth Nep started moving in - thats why there is a selection of flavoured stuff. As for the layzors - you could get several mounted on the sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 what you saying Rory? I'm sweet really. Thanks Andy dearest. Rory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Ashley madison doesn't work Rory, they only just got married ;P now if you saw her there now... I know I did Selina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Heart Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 no... Rory ? can i drink more whiskey ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) Did you not know the Owl is the Cats 3rd Husband Ruliya? Lets get wasted Neps. Edited September 8, 2015 by Nasty_Rory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Am I the only one who doesn't know what Ashley Madison is? Ruliya, can you explain to an innocent little owl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Heart Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Did you not know the Owl is the Cats 3rd Husband Ruliya? Lets get wasted Neps. good, thanks, need to forget.. Anyone ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Forget your time with Selina the Cat Neps? What world do you live in Andrew? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I'm an anyone! Or am I a someone? Andy, it was all over the news. It's a site where people looked for affairs. Got hacked, names released, was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Aha! Current affairs. Gotcha. Thanks Ruliya, it does sound like hilarious justice Well then my Selina is perfectly innocent of such nonsense. *licks Selina's face*. Right hunny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Invasion of privacy isnt funny. But Ashley Madison did take the piss by charging £15 to delete all your info after you had your affair. And then they didnt bother to delete your stuff. So you signed up, got fucked, got fucked again when leaving and then got fucked again by the hacker. Value for Money I feel. Your missus was a member. Are you with us now bird boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Heart Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 No.. Any Vodka Rory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Invasion of privacy isnt funny. It is if it shows how much of a cheating scumbag you are lol. What vodka do you want Nep Nep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 It is if it shows how much of a cheating scumbag you are lol. Why is someone who wants to have something that their other half isnt offereing or cant offer any more a scumbag? Its not something for me to judge as everyone has a reason. Maybe its just a sweet tooth but sometimes it could be that him and her have agreed that he cant meet her needs due to an accident or something and she gets her back scratched elsewhere. then comes home to the man who loves her. Its not always cheating. Is it Andrew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I'm quite surprised you thought I belonged to such a site Rory lol. Catwoman is loyal, sweet and innocent. Isn't that right Andy dearest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Of course you are my love, I am sure that Rory is just voicing his fantasies now. Come on Rory, Stupid is back, you don't need any of that anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Why is someone who wants to have something that their other half isnt offereing or cant offer any more a scumbag? Its not something for me to judge as everyone has a reason. Maybe its just a sweet tooth but sometimes it could be that him and her have agreed that he cant meet her needs due to an accident or something and she gets her back scratched elsewhere. then comes home to the man who loves her. Its not always cheating. Is it Andrew? If you need to go behind your partners back to an AFFAIR site, I'd say you're cheating. If you agree with your partner to see other people, for various things, why would you need to use such a site? Those on Ashley Madison are cheating, that's the point of the website, it is a websites for people wanting the rush of cheating on their partner, or whatever. Rory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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