StrickenBiged Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 (edited) Ok, so, I thought this thread might be a bit of fun. Basically, you want to try and answer the post above yours with a pun and stay within the theme. So if the last person's post was "Shore, I'll go to the beach with you." then you might reply with "Well when you're ready let minnow", then the next person might do another fish-related pun, etc. Hopefully new themes and topics will evolve naturally over time. The aim is to make it read like a conversation, which flows naturally, but hopefully makes you crack a smile with its pun-tastic cheesiness. (There's no need to embolden your pun; that was just for emphasis in the explanation.) Here's one to start us off: _____________________________________________________________________________ I used to be a banker until I lost interest. Edited May 5, 2015 by StrickenBiged 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I had the same problem with my last job. I used to be a fisherman until I took a roe to the knee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrickenBiged Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 Fishing? I've tried it but never been hooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I don't clam to be an expert, I guess the right op-perch-tunity came along at the right time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrickenBiged Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 Sea, weed need an expert to be able to navigate these waters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Water are the two of you on about? Its enough to drive a lad to drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I think i know somebody like that but i'm not quite shore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I am ferry sure that a boat expert will turn up schooner or later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raitandrul Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I'm no boat expert, but this is the see as you can sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Your thinking is somewhat adrift of the mark there birdbrain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Birdbrain? A rather fowl accusation to make! Egg-splain yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 There are many eggsamples of you putting the cart before the horse - or more precicely the owl before the egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrickenBiged Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 Oh cluck. Egg puns are eggscruciating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Now there was no need for you to over egg the custard by dropping another one BigEd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrickenBiged Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 That's a poultry reason to criticise me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 No harm, no foul old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Tron Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I actually think that's an eggcellent reason to criticize you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrickenBiged Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 Fine! Parrot Nasty_Rory all you want. You guys want to start a flaming(o) war, I'll just have to beak out the big puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Flamingo to fuck law boy if you think that you are going to get me to walk across your gunsights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrickenBiged Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 Who said anything about guns? I think I've found your hair-trigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Don't make me rifle through my reserve of gun puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrickenBiged Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 I think we'd end up scraping the barrel quite soon if we set our sights on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcrunch061 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Killing gun puns are like shooting fish in a barrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Just give me ammo-ment to think of another... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrickenBiged Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 That last one hit its mark, but maybe we'd be better steering things in a nude erection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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