Nasty_Rory Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Now there is no point going off half cocked BigEd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotAFoxAnymore Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 You're gun-na run out of these puns soon.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I've emerged from my chambers and I've found that you've pistol the good gun puns away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Are you suggesting that Big Law Lad fired his shot early? His young lady friend is gunner be upset again. Ed could find himself fired shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrickenBiged Posted May 6, 2015 Author Share Posted May 6, 2015 If I were to be fired, I'd cool off by seeking just-ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 I presume that you would freeze her accounts first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrickenBiged Posted May 6, 2015 Author Share Posted May 6, 2015 But that would make me an applic*nt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 certainly, but you could c*ntinue to live well after she was gone - on her money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrickenBiged Posted May 6, 2015 Author Share Posted May 6, 2015 Yuan-na know something, I'm sure shekel me if she thought I was planning to do that. Franc-ly the idea isn't worth considering. Now peso-ff. ;-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Something to note indeed. I reckon you could still coin it in from all the law work. But I can appreciate you not wanting to be visited by the kroner because that yen-rally means you are dead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blanc Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I came in here looking for puns, and I have no idea where I've been cent to now after reading all of this, I dollar for help, but I'm afraid I no longer have the clean bill of mental health I had before coming here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I think you should cash in on your possible mental health problems. If you can get some state funding you should be able to minimise the bills and with a bit of luck you will be as right as a new penny in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 That's a mint idea Rory. We'll send them to the nut-house. I'll certainly relish the thought of meating a person who's abso-fuitly bananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Queso I know that last one was a little cheesy, but it would be grate if someone could post in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITzRoryOC Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 This thread is better then grate, It is legen-dairy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelFreaxx Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Agreed, after i've Caerphilly cut myself some cheese, i shall listen to some R & Brie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 You have certainly hit the right note there. That new cut that's all over the radio is still spinning me round like a record baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITzRoryOC Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 (edited) At the moment this is making me very Hungary for some Swiss cheese, but all I have is some Greece-y Turkey and Chile-y peppers in my fridge. Edited June 2, 2015 by ITzRoryOC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 (edited) I can see Europe for some food. Edited June 5, 2015 by kuuhaku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 European food tends to rusts my iron knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xel Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodbyeBread Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 The man later juggled three porcupines and later got injuried. He would later said that things just got out of hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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