Limericks

[ShadowGandalf]

Who doesn't enjoy a good funny limerick? This thread is to share known or self made-up limericks. Just for a laugh.

I created this one in my head last night. It's about the first episode of Pokemon.

A Pokemon trainer named Ash

Acted a little bit rash

With one little rock

He angered a flock

And hurriedly had to dash.

Yeah, it's not great... This one by Lee Evans is hilarious though.

Can you make any up? Or know any existing ones? Then share them here.

(This unfinished one is from Star Trek The Next Generation, Season 1 Episode 2, The Naked Now, in which a virus infects the crew that affects their brains like alcohol....)

Worf - "I'm getting very strange reports from all decks captain"

Data - "Confirmed captain. There's also a rather peculiar limerick being sent by someone in the shuttlebay. I'm not sure I understand it. ... 'There was a young lady from venus, whose body was shaped like a...'"

Picard - "CAPTAIN PICARD TO SECURITY!!" ... (meant purely to interrupt and stop Data saying next word)

Data - (to Worf) "Was it something I said?"

Worf - "I don't understand their sense of humor either"

LOL.

Edited November 7, 2012 by ShadowGandalf

[AlteredFormula]

There once was a man called Reg

Who went with a girl in a hedge

Along came his wife

With a big carving knife

And cut off his meat and two veg

There once was a woman from Ealing

Who had a peculiar feeling.

She lay on her back

And opened her crack,

And pissed all over the ceiling.

[Nasty_Rory]

There once was a man from Bel Air,

Who was doing his girl on the stair.

When the banister broke,

He doubled his stroke,

And finished her off in mid-air

or

There once was a young girl from Norway

Who hung by her feet from the doorway;

Which worked out quite well,

'Cause when you rang her bell,

It actually turned out to be foreplay!

[ScreechingOwl]

Limerick from childhood, yes really:

'Old King Billy had a ten foot willy,

And he showed it to the lady next door,

She though it was a snake,

So she hit it with a rake,

And now it's only five foot four'.

[Azakos]

Limerick from childhood, yes really:

'Old King Billy had a ten foot willy,

And he showed it to the lady next door,

She though it was a snake,

So she hit it with a rake,

And now it's only five foot four'.

Strange, I learned it as "there once was a genie with a ten foot weenie."

[A little fluffy cat]

'there once was a genie with a ten foot weenie,

And he showed it to the lady next door,

She though it was a snake,
So she hit it with a rake,
And now it's only five foot four'.