Dragon-Archon Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 The first trap springs and you rush to see what happened. That sneaky ant deceived you and you spring the rest of the traps. I throw the ant in an active volcano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 He landed on the Nose Bone of an enthusiastic young member of the Official Reenactors of Cinema's Most Racially Insensitive Moments Association during there performance of Wooly Bully a la Alvin and the Chipmunks (how weird, that's the second time they've been involved with this). Funneled 16 times it's own body weight of Pure Grain Alcohol into it's gullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theJJ88 Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Our alcoholic ant suffers a mild hang over and goes back to his office to work. Supervisor ant gives him notion about his condition but that's not enough to kill the ant. I give ant nice mix of sugar and arsenic claiming it cures his hang over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 The mix cures the ants hangover and he goes back to the pub. Once in the pub the the bartender drops the sambuca on the bar and it spills over the ant. While the ant is greedily consuming the spirit a man at the bar sets fire to the spill.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 That's fine, because now it's a Fire Ant... *Stares blankly* It was only a matter of time before someone played that particular card. Made offerings of gold and veal to convince Hades to drag it down into the underworld with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueFireReaper Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 It's a fire ant now. The flames of hell would have no effect whatsoever. I pour the Arctic Ocean's worth of water on the fire ant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antithesis Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 I don't understand...why must I die? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 You haven't since the ant cant drown due to it's miniscule weight, it just floated on the top though was no longer a fire ant. I poured molten chocolate over the ant and presented it to the weight watchers convention as a tempter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theJJ88 Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 After ant has finished eating weight watchers, he is full and goes to ant hill once again. I present these posts as prove what ant has survived and hold a meeting. Everyone agrees that ant that can survive anything and has strange powers is threat to society. There's huge movement to prevent the ant from taking over the world and nuclear strike at ant hill is necessary sacrifice. Ant must die. More than ever now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 On noting the growing hostility towards him from his community the ant decided he had enough and went off into the woods to commit suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chosen Undead Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Unfortunately, a member of PETA just happened to be walking by and saw that poor ant about to end his life. The PETA member picked up the ant, and signed it up for Ant Depression Therapy. It's doing a lot better now. I hijacked a plane and sent it on a fatal collision course with the ant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ichiban-Hybrid Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 You missed the target and hit the shelter. Your now wanted for hijacking a plane and act of terrorism. I hire agent 47 to assassinate the ant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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