HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I don't know which cat you where watching Rory, I haven't moved. Weeee ant people, our minions my dear. Andy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Don't worry my love, at Rory's age you sometimes see things that aren't there. His carers know about this. Yes, aren't they so small my love? It will make hitting them with acorns that much harder but I like a challenge. Watch out below Rory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargazer2600 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 nope my guess is gonna be some dude on the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I prefer dudette. Haha, run people run. *Throws pawful of acorns* I thought I told Rory to stay off the special tea, he obviously can't handle it. Andy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 But his special tea was made with that.... stuff... Anyway, ahem, Selina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 What special tea Ruliya? I have had nothing to drink since before that young man in the way too tight shorts left a jug of some cocktail on the counter. Come to think of it, it looked like he had an owl in his shorts..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepgear2 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Rory, you wanna come gettin' some hotzies up in here? Hubba hubba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Rory has started frequenting THOSE bars again, Nep. I would be careful where you let him take you Shhh! Don't go spreading my secret recipe around Ruliya! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 People might be interested in knowing what it is you put in there, you sneaky owl Kaos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 The only chaos here is Andrew "THOSE Bars" Lish What ever do you mean by THOSE bars Andrew? I was only following the list you gave me of your favourite places to have a quiet pint. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 THOSE bars are "Turkey, Hawk, Owl, Swallow and Eagle" bars. Basically, we banded together and managed to get enough funding to have a chain of bars opened that cater exclusively to birds. However, we are nothing if not open to other species, including whatever species you are Rory. Believe me, you will never forget the first time you get gobbled by a drunken turkey Anyway, you might want to take The Battered Cock off your list, Rory. I found out this weekend that place isn't quite what I thought it was... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Thats a shame - its the only one that I could have wobbled to the pet sanctuary afterwards from... Andyou were there when a drunk from Turkey tried to gobble me. You said to him that it was the only way to cure the terrible crossed eye conditon that he had. The problems I had explaining that he had to wait 2 days for the magic to work after he was finished.... But these arnt stories for discussing in front of your forum wife. Are they Selina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Nah it's ok. I know he doesn't need to go to those bars now. Andy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Too right my love, we frequent only the best establishments that cater to both owls and pussycats now. *swoops at Selina* Catch me Selina! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Oh Andrew, you know that "its only cheating if you get caught" is only a challenge to a pussycat as vengful as the one that you have decided to hitch yourself to. I really do hope that the only time you see the Battered Cock is when you are going past it on your way to those AA meetings you have started going to..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I saw you two in there last night, Rory and Andrew, what were you up to? Andy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 You two trying to spilt us? Trust me I'm all owlie needs. He knows if I ever found out, I'd scratch his face off. I know he doesn't go there anymore. Right Andy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Split you up? Why would you think that? pfff, what, like I wanna get Andy out of the way so I can have you all to myself? Noooooo, psshhhh, noooo Razza? Raaazzaaaaa get in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Nope. But I believe Ruliya. Apparently busty girls are less likely to lie to you. Well so my wives say. Isnt that so Stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid91 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 That is so Rory. I have no clue what is going on but I'll just agree. Selina, owly spends a lot of time in those places, it's like his second home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I don't believe you. As I said, he knows what will happen to him if he's ever found out. Andy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 You are right my love, you are the one and only puss for me. They are all just jealous that they can't have me for themselves. Especially Rory Come on my love, let's leave Rory to his devices and get the steak pies on. Chips or mash with yours my lovely Selina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I knew it. They are just jealous. Who doesn't want to be with Andy. Yay, yummy steak pies. Chips with mine please. Andy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SzogunskiPL Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Hello Selina, rememebr PLski? LadyBlack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 No. You're Wrong Andy, who wants you? I've made it quite clear it's a pussy I'm after Said pussy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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