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Funniest Player Names

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What are some of the funniest (non-cat pun) player character names you've seen in Final Fantasy XIV?

 

-Once partied up with a Dark Knight whose name was "Dank Knight"

 

-Once saw a Warrior named Davoin Shower-Handel somewhere in the Black Shroud

 

-Once saw a Paladin named "Brave'sir Robin", in a 2 person party with a Bard

 

-Someone who named their character "Your Waifu", I guess so every time their character did something notable, the chat box would say something like "Your Waifu reached level 12!"

 

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Killfuck the Paladin, before she got banned.

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I remember another one: Some variation of "I Don't Give An Eff" that would fit in with naming rules of the game, on a Paladin. He always went for the big-dick pulls in the one dungeon I ran with him, so I assume the genesis of the name was that it was his stock answer to healers complaining he was pulling too fast.

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Zodiark has both 'Remove Elfscum' and 'Omnipotent Lasagne' which give me endless amusement every time I see them around.

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Ran across someone who actually named their character Clayton Bigsby. Zalera has far too many fans of both the Chapelle Show and Key & Peele.

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Mike Hocksbig, in front of the Ul'dah Adventurer's Guild.

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I once saw guys called "NickGur" and "MikeLitoris" and thought it was pretty funny. It was not on Playstation though.

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When I used to play on PC this dude had a tiny character named  Sir Turd Burglar

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