-Dark Mark- Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 You no longer need glasses because you no longer have any eyeballs. I wish I had a new PS4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 (edited) Wish granted, but it has been banned from psn. I wish I owned a cruise ship. Edited November 15, 2016 by Z1MZUM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blanc Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Wish granted, but it's not seaworthy, and never will be. I wish I could use telekinesis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Wish granted, but you have no limbs. I wish people didn't eat with their mouths open at dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Wish granted but the human race starved to death I wish all toilet paper was soft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Wish granted, but it's do soft that it disintegrates whenever you try to wipe. I wish I had went to a prom night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Wish Granted, But your date was Carrie I wish SNL was actually funny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Wish granted, but now it gets cancelled after a week. I wish we could FULLY see our dreams projected on screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 You can only see the naughty parts, and your mom is watching. I wish I had more time to do everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Wish granted, but it's only because you're in solitary confinement now. I wish I had a telescope that rivaled the observatory's. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 (edited) There's a bird that shits on the lens everyday. I wish weed made me high for a longer time. Edited November 16, 2016 by hyakuretsukyaku 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Wish granted. That's it, I can't corrupt weed man. oh alright, wish granted but you cannot find or grow it ANYWHERE I wish I could teleport like in the movie Jumper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 (edited) For some reason, your clothes stay in place. I wish I could spin like the Tasmanian Devil Edited November 16, 2016 by hyakuretsukyaku 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Wish granted, but doing so gives you severe stomach sickness for days every time. I wish the planet had unlimited resources. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Divine retribution for greed is more severe. I wish I didn't get hungry that fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Wish granted, you now never get hungry and end up starving to death after forgetting to eat. I wish I had better memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Granted, but your memory will get obsolete after Sony releases a best memory device that they won't be supporting after 1 year after the release day. I wish the guys of my internet provider stop to be lazy and fix my frickin' connection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 He stumbles on your deviant collections of images and you finally go to jail. I wish there was no war, forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1rvine Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Granted, all humans removed from the earth. I wish the zombie apocalypse would happen already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 You're in the first bunch of infected people. I wish they didn't ask for making a deposit when pre-ordering at the local game store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Wish granted, but now they don't care enough to keep track of your pre-orders and always run out of stock. I wish I could hold a conversation more fluidly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 This implies being sober. (You're fucked.) I wish I wasn't the last in my family to learn when one of my sisters is pregnant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Wish granted, now you just NEVER know until the baby is born. I wish I could run up walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 (edited) Granted But since you can only run up, Gravity has put you in a coma I wish that religious organizations had to pay tax Edited November 18, 2016 by Z1MZUM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Wish granted, but they don't need to pay much. I wish I had a monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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