B1rvine Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Granted, but you slipped on a banana peel and lost your piggy bank. I wish I could turn invisible at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Granted, But the speeding car just couldn't see you. I wish just one race of humans had a tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Black people receive an extra tail. And by tail I mean dick. All white people are now dickless. I wish I could run fast like Sonic the Hedgehog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Wish granted, but you can't stop or control your collisions. I wish I remembered to make wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Granted, but you will gonna live knowing that your wish destroy the word as we know it. I wish I could be less pathetic just for once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Wish granted, but now everyone else is super pathetic. I wish I had the power of shapeshifting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 You can only shapeshift into Ronald McDonald. I wish I had a penis. Don't care about the size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Wish Granted, You know have someones penis in a lunch box. I wish UFO's would finally become real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CediFonei Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Granted. Milk prices skyrocket as farmhands report mysterious sightings and losses of cattle.I wish Mothra senpai would notice me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Granted. But it's because your shoelaces weren't tied. I wish I didn't lose most of my SNES cartridges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Wish granted but they all get damaged past repair. I wish I saved ALL of my past consoles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Granted, but you saved them into a bank that went to bankruptcy in a few years. I wish for having a glass of water right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Granted, though it's fresh from the Mekong Delta and you can't do much with it. I wish Trump would stop saying such ridiculous things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Granted, but you will be listening to Adam Sandler's ridiculous things instead. I wish that Donald Trump would be loved by everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Wish granted, Everyone loved him after the assassination I wish Nintendo would seriously consider the west 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1rvine Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Granted, but now they won't consider the east. I wish I had tasty apple pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 (edited) It's the apple pie from Amercian Pie. Deal with it. 666th post I wish 3DS emulators actually worked. Edited November 24, 2016 by hyakuretsukyaku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Granted but Nintendo will gonna counterattack creating a 4D console and you will find the 3D experience really lame. I wish I would win the lottery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 You win 1$. I wish you a merry Christmas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 It was that merry the hangover lasted a week. I wish trophies actually won you prizes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 You win Huggies diapers. I wish PS4 had backward compatibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 It's now BC through hacking so all 3rd party titles are cancelled. I wish religion was abolished Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Apocalypse follows. I wish Thanksgiving was on the same day everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 It's now every Tuesday. I wish office Olympics was an official thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 It's so amazing that it takes over the real Olympics. I wish the money grind in Final Fantasy 13 wasn't THAT long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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