RabbiAndy Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Granted, but now it's boiling hot. I wish I had Keith David's voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 You can only imitate his voice when he's got the flu. I wish my internet was faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1rvine Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 Granted, but all the data to be downloaded from the internet becomes 1000 times larger. I wish social media didn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyappatuhyakuchu Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 You would not be here. I'm wish I had an invisible magical pocket that I can put in and pull out anything at any time and bring everywhere with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 You lose it and can never find it again. I wish I had a soundproof room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Granted, but it would be useless because you got deaf. I wish for having a lot of yoghurt!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Granted, you are now covered in yoghurt as well as your home. I wish to be a woman for a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Granted, but you will be Donald Trump's wife. I wish I could be an expert playing FPS games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted, but you're hopeless at all other games. I wish I was a competent programmer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted, but you only can make programs to download porn. I wish I had some porn now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Granted, You have 1 million scat videos I wish I had more scientists at work, getting hammered here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1rvine Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 But they created 8 evil robot masters. I wish I could be a contestant on a game show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Granted, You got dumped on "If you are the one" 1st episode. I wish life actually was the Matrix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CediFonei Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Granted. The Matrix glitches out and you get booted out of it, without being able to physically disconnect yourself from it. I wish I was a giant moth person in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Granted, Everyone else in a giant Lizard , you are now lizard poo. I wish public transport was free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabbiAndy Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Granted. But the seats are always taken. I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ichiban-Hybrid Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Wish granted. Your now allergic to peanuts.. I wish I wish I was a fish. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Granted, but you became into a jellyfish. I wanna eat fish now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Granted, the Goldfish didn't taste that good. I wish I had sushi right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Granted but you didn't notice about poisonous fugu til it was very late. I wish for Metallica releasing a decent album again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Granted, It's decent but they are all George Michael cover songs I wish teeth grew back as adults Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabbiAndy Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Granted, but now they all grow back with cavities. I with I had the power to read minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Wish granted, but you can only read the minds of brain dead folk. I wish I could see catastrophic natural disasters before they happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Wish granted though you're looked at as the creator and burnt at the stake. I wish for an alien spacecraft would actually land and we finally make contact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Granted but they won't be so awesome at all, because they look like humans. I wish I could pilot a spaceship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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