Guest Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Granted. You were aiming at a bat and hit Batman instead. I wish I could buy a Conner model android to be my assistant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Granted, voice recognition devices suck and Conner always do the opposite that you are asking. I wish I could erradicate every illness in the world history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Granted. You’re Adam. When Eve offers you the apple, tell her you’re not hungry. I wish I got 9 hours of beauty sleep every night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Granted, you sleep for 3 hours, wake up for 30 min, then repeat the process 2 more times, and in the end you feel unrefreshed from broken sleep I wish I owned a nightclub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 Granted, it gets shot up on halloween I wish I could be the first human to travel space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Granted, you have been deceased for a long long time. I wish I could take another 4 weeks off work, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Granted. They fell apart without you at work and now you have no job to go back to. awww I wish I would let go of video gaming sometimes since I mostly suck at it anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Granted, you can never find another hobby and live the rest of your life miserable I wish I could fight a shark 1v1 and win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Granted, you tore the crap out of a Street Shark plushy and felt no pride in it I wish I can break down a 10ft wall with one punch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Granted, It was the main structure of your own home so enjoy the rubble. I wish the Vita TV had better support from Sony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Granted, you need a PS VR too because Sony justdecided on fusing both devices. I wish for my mental stability wouldn't be so easy to break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Granted. You’re strong and boring. Everybody misses the old you. I wish everybody put a picture of when they were a kid for their avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Granted, At least %50 of people have been banned because no-one wants to see children taking a bath. I wish there was an international mohican day where everybody is forced into getting a Mohawk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Granted, everyone gets slaughtered except you for the sake of being 'The Last of the Mohicans' I wish I could shoot off a gun and make the bullet ricochet anywhere I want it to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Granted, you did it in a construction site and the vibration of the bullet made the whole thing collapse on you I wish I could survive on Mt. Everest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Granted, You survived Everest VR and found it to be the crappiest game you ever played. I wish the Switch had better games. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Granted, you lose all your current games I wish I could ride 3 horses at once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Granted, you have three butts now. I wish for being the ugliest man in the world. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Granted, here's your award I wish I could be a highly paid DJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Granted. You’re a live-in DJ for a very popular retirement community. I wish all video games were more funny than scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Granted, The market stops as no-one wants these games. Though Nintendo does well through the 5-8 yo recommendation gap. I wish for people to do an exam and pass before legally being able to by a pc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Granted they have to take the BAR I wish I could be invulnerable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Granted, However you are also invisible. I wish for less remastered games and BC instead for the ps4. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Granted, for some reason you still experience all the bugs and crashes of certain ps3 games as opposed to their would be remastered counterpart that have these flaws fixed I wish I can run the 40yd dash in 2.5 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Granted, both your legs break at the end I wish I could be a tv judge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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