Lum Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Granted, the beds became so soft that whenever you jump on one you launch and crash through the ceiling I wish exotic grains and grass-fed meats weren't so expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Granted, the trade-off is every other food price has tripled I wish Amazon Prime had free same-day delivery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Granted, only available if you live in the Cayman Islands. I wish I could be you. >8D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Granted, your name is now >8D and you're unable to get a drivers license or passport. I wish to stop getting spam emails every day from con artists with less intelligence then a brick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Granted, you get hit with ransomware and pay the ransom to get your computer back I wish to be better at grinding in gacha games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex10097 Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Wish granted but now you are unable to play other games! I wish I could have my own OP harem of female beauties 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Granted, these females take up so much of your time and energy that you never feel like having an actual 'guys night out' I wish I could lift a 15 ton boulder and chuck it across the Grand Canyon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Granted, However no-one was there to see it and this was your one and only chance at doing this. I wish Nintendo would do an anniversary "Game & Watch" collection that is identical to the originals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Granted, they will be really expensive and they will only make 10 or a kind. I wish for CCCP would be back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Granted, CCCP is back though they only play Oasis cover songs. I wish we would invent a functioning teleporter already. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Granted, it distorts your atoms and kills you I wish I could be as cool as the other side of the pillow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Granted, you are the best pillow in the world now. I wish for become an Overlord. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Granted, you rule as a tyrant, there was a rebellion in your nation and you and your whole family gets executed I wish I had a greater learning capacity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Granted, you no longer have a social life as you are too busy learning. I wish that myself and my work mates win lotto this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Granted, you all think your winnings are so much money and spend it recklessly, you all end up broke within a year I wish I could ride in a Megazord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Granted, you can ride him while he is fighting in space, with no space suit. I wish I could be a serial killer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Granted, you kill a little boy, but you are seen by Genocide Sho and she's mad that you stole her prey so she kills you I wish I could be a cloud 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Granted, you now store a tonne of useless information from people without hard drive space. I wish to go to the beach today, It's really hot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Granted, there is a hurricane and your time at the beach is ruined. I wish I could be a dinosaur! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Granted you're a T-Rex I wish I could play Soul Calibur 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Granted, you will forever only have the demo that times out after 2 minutes if play. I wish more Dreamcast games get a Ps4 port like Shenmue 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex10097 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Granted but a hacker will force you to buy all the games for £9,999,999,999,999,999,999 leaving you stuck in debtors hell forever with no option to file for bankruptcy. I wish I will become the protagonist of an 18+ uncensored eroge with hot females and no bad ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Granted, you are a part of the weirdest eroge ever created, because of the romance that you will have with hot lava girls. I wish I could break the record guiness for having the longest nails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Granted, you became Freddy Kruger I wish I could be Jeff Bezos rich 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 Granted, However you made the money through an international drug ring and can't spend it in prison. I wish for no bush fires this summer here in Australia. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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