Melty Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Granted, I laughed so hard that I died, you went to jail for murder I wish I could be a celestial body 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Granted. I apparently already sent you to heaven to become one on the last post. While I'm doing hard time for a corrupted wish... I wish I could touch your heart with words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Granted, you did open heart surgery on me for fun and started playing Words With Friends on it I wish I could make appear whatever is on my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Granted... You are a naughty naughty boy... I wish I didn't just lose my train of thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 Granted, after spending a whole week to finally remember what it was, you said "oh wait, nevermind". I wish I could travel across the vast Star Ocean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegeth Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Granted, you're selected to try this new experimental Carbonate Sleep program where they encase you in Carbonate and launch you into space and hope for the best. I wish I could live like a cat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Granted. You're bored and sleep most of the day. I wish I were a mermaid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Granted, the sea is polluted so badly that you cannot live undersea. I wish for being a sadistic god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 (edited) Granted, you are a sadistic god... for stuffed dolls. I wish for good weather for the next 30 days! Edited September 3, 2018 by Beyondthegrave07 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Granted, you and your friend go on vacation and get stuck on a desert island. Wit no food your friend decides on cannibalism and eats you. I wish I could be the moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Granted, you are Sheri Moon Zombie. I wish I could be Rob Zombie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Sanchez Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Granted, you're a zombie named Rob I wish that I didn't have to pay for Netflix. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Granted, you only have access to bad shows because of you are subscribed to the free plan. I wish I had a more exciting life, with a lot of adventures and cool things to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Granted, you went on a tropical exhibition where a dinosaur chased you. When running away you fell through a hole covered in leaves, followed by sliding through a long drain full of smelly waste, then ended up in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. I wish I could fully lift a car with only one finger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Granted, people doesn't find it interesting since you can lift a Hot Wheels scale car with your finger. I wish I could be a pyrokinetic! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Granted, you live in a country where it rains all the time I wish I could be a demon lord >:] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Granted, you are Demon Lord Dante's soft version, Devilman. I wish I could be a valkyrie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Granted, you turn into Brynhildr I wish I had the infinity gauntlet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Granted, it's a dud and now you want a refund on it I wish I had the ability to teleport 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Granted, now, you are fused to a fly and share your DNA. I wish I could get intoxicated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Granted. You have no idea why you woke up in jail this morning. I wish I owned a breakfast cafe by the beach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Granted, you were invaded by the cast of Jersey Shore I wish I could breathe underwater 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Granted, you now live your life as a lobster only to be captured and eaten I wish I won the lottery 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Granted. You're now employed in full time money management for world economic crisis. I wish I had a hammock between two palm trees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lum Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Granted, your hammock is made out of extremely bouncy rubber, and when you jumped on it you flung into the air like a slingshot and got stuck into the palm tree I wish I owned a crossbow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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