Azakos Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I got it. It wasn't a homo chip. It was a glowing orb of gayness brought here by aliens that you summoned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zairozen Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 How pillow fights go: Man vs Pillow = Crazy Woman va Man = Normal Woman vs Woman = Awesome Pillow vs Pillow = Crazy Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I once cracked a Nazi skin head in the face with a beer bong, and you know what he did to me? Belly rub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRe Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 i got drunk off of water once, i could've sworn there wasn't any alcohol in it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 So long Andy. Let's see your black magic stop you from getting gang-stomped in Juvy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zairozen Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Love kills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRe Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 i saw Tony Hawk fly in the air once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Great, the entrails fell out. Now it's worthless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zairozen Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 You really smell like dog buns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRe Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 did i forget to mention that i farted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 What? You think you can do better than undies on the face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRe Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScreechingOwl Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Get your rosaries off my ovaries! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRe Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 i can see through the nothing, i have the sight of a blind man. i am... BlindPersonMan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade_VC Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Can't we just exterminate all the stupid people on Earth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRe Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Can't we just exterminate all the stupid people on Earth? Arg matey, let's go steal a pirate ship and snatch some booty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Dolphins chime in with an eek and an eek. Swimmingly, swimmingly, retro chic! Spools galore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRe Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 E=MC triangle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Destined to break trees. Those damn things. With their eight feet toe span and ever incandescent sportsmanship. Flying is no longer part of the game. Make way for traveler sized cotton picks. Cotton picks. Never again, Tracy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muff Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 i want to rape the unborn child of Mt.Rushmore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRe Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 I see London, I see... where's France??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 It's unbecoming of her to dwell in the rugs of my Fruit Loops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zairozen Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Water contains hepatitus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Rock party my smuggle huts. Crazy! No, man, habitual smear sticks. Stain nuggets are the Mt. Everest's favorite kind of pipe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zairozen Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dunder, pants the mountain. Dress? Farts the weasle can't fun over jaimie. Isn't! she cump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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