StrickenBiged Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Used to enjoy bowling, but since "the Incident" has a court order against him requiring him to remain at least 200ft from any pin shaped objects. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielc655 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 'Accidentally' sits on a penis shaped object every night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerbygames Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Secretly has a bin full of dildos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Has an alien shaped dildo hanging in the living room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Has been penetrated by aliens in the past which is the reason the knows what an alien shaped tool looks like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko2795 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Likes to cross-dress when going clubbing or to church. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeWelcome Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 used to be a man but after a succesful operation is now a female yorkshire terrier 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePurpleheat97 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 member of The Epsilon Program Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 (edited) Didn't just ninja me. Edited June 6, 2014 by -Dark Mark- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastSurvivorD Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Thinks Mountain Dew is actually a mountain. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko2795 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Likes to lick horses' knees 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wdjat Prinny Doods Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Is in the process of making a cat army, which will be used to try to take over the world 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priere Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) secretly making a hybrid Prinny-Dood army to kill this lazy, horrible, demonic but slightly amazing girl Edited June 8, 2014 by Lightning_FinalF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Discovered a new drug whilst licking amphibians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePurpleheat97 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Discovered a Complete data of the Terminator 5000 in Panama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Is speaking from experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Likes to ejaculate on to a frying pan instead of using cooking oil. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko2795 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Likes to wake up to the smell of rabbit piss in the morning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 (edited) Collects vials of bacon fat for personal use. Likes to ejaculate on to a frying pan instead of using cooking oil.Whoa, you seen that omelet vid?! Edited June 10, 2014 by -Dark Mark- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 "Stars" in his own cookery show. Recent meals made include Dishwasher cooked Chicken starter, Car Engine Manifold Cooked Venison served with Dumpster Veg and dessert of Ladyfingers with Hot Human Sauce. Whoa, you seen that omelet vid?! No idea what you are talking about....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Runs an underground monkey fight club on the weekends. "Stars" in his own cookery show. Recent meals made include Dishwasher cooked Chicken starter, Car Engine Manifold Cooked Venison served with Dumpster Veg and dessert of Ladyfingers with Hot Human Sauce.No idea what you are talking about....... Uhh, me neither. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Under ground, over ground, wandering free, a womble of Wimbledon Common is he.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Was the first man to inject heroin and meth directly into his phallus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priere Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Was lost in Morrigan's Cleavage for 2 years (intentionally called the happiest 2) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Is known as "Joey Three-Legs" around the senior housing buildings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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