Nasty_Rory Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Manufactures jewellery from his own ear wax which are sold as fertility aids at premium rates on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrickenBiged Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Is such a huge Kylie Minogue fan that he has had his corneas tattooed so that an image of her face is superimposed over the face of everyone he speaks to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Has to learn that he is supposed to be telling lies in this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priere Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Was abducted by jelly Shampurus to planet Boo-Bies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Constantly has a turd hanging from their bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Knows how that feels like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrickenBiged Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Likes that feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Got the StrikenBigEd name from his bizarre habit of striking his bell end with a hammer prior to going on a date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallysportev Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Wears all white clothes to church often and sings in the church choir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoBomb Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Eats cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Eats cats LoL that's no lie! Anyway: He cannot explode, even if light up! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoBomb Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 LoL that's no lie! Anyway: He cannot explode, even if light up! I don't know. Have you tried to light me up? Your punch fails everything you try to punch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 A girl tried to blow him once and he fizzled out in her hand. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Fizzles out whenever a girl touches him. :D:D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoBomb Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 No one gets near him because he punch everyone he sees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko2795 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Has a seizure every time he sees himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wdjat Prinny Doods Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Likes to punch dolphins in the face just for the fun of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallysportev Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Doesn't really like Prinny, justs wants to be accepted. BrunoBomb, on 19 Jun 2014 - 06:57, said: Eats cats Skinner: LoL that's no lie! It's a dang lie, I love me cats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Was nicknamed "snorlax" in school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priere Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Is actually Chou-chou's Sadist form! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoBomb Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 It has potions but don't know what the hell they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priere Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 you call THAT a lie?! who told you this?! Has a short "temper" with Baby gorilla-kittens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Likes to cover himself in cat nip for unknown reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Heard that nasal sex wasn't to be sniffed at and was caught fingering a nostril in church. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Was a Catholic priest who carried Disney Land tickets and candy for some odd reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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