Malligos Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Has modeled his wife's body & face off of a burnt barbie he found in the garbage can behind his neighbors house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Has never drifted with a girl....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Ate a dog turd.... thrice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Noted for using old style language BeyondYonderGrave was lauded for his genius and awarded an honoury doctorate in Taking Thine Urine from the University of Internet (only $7 for Certificate) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Mayus Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Grew up thinking that Urinal Cakes were free snacks found in the bathroom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Androcer Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Got lost in a telephone booth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Went to Denmark to marry a pornstar. Was divorced after 9 days but stayed in the country as a flight out was too expensive. Grew up thinking that Urinal Cakes were free snacks found in the bathroom. I am sure this is really funny but what the hell is a Urinal Cake? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KellyAnne- Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 ^ Smells funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Really IS under my bed.... Creeper.. I am sure this is really funny but what the hell is a Urinal Cake? Do you really not know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Mayus Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Went to Denmark to marry a pornstar. Was divorced after 9 days but stayed in the country as a flight out was too expensive. I am sure this is really funny but what the hell is a Urinal Cake? Now I have to explain my joke A urinal is a toilet fasten to the wall that men use to urinate in A Urinal Cake is a small circular deodarant pad that you place in the urinal to make the bathroom smell better. As it gets urinated on it disolves and covers up the smell of the bathroom So you can see why eating one of these would be quite gross 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priere Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Loves to explain his jokes...especially urinal ones 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Takes the piss at every opportunity Now I have to explain my joke A urinal is a toilet fasten to the wall that men use to urinate in A Urinal Cake is a small circular deodarant pad that you place in the urinal to make the bathroom smell better. As it gets urinated on it disolves and covers up the smell of the bathroom So you can see why eating one of these would be quite gross We had air-freshener/de-odouriser things on the walls in the schools I went to. I have seen those things in cheap places though, but never stayed long enough to find out what they were called! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Androcer Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Needs to eat lamps in order to stay alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Loves to eat plates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Promised me a good time for ten bucks and a bag of chips. Takes the piss at every opportunity The fun is in aiming for then while pissing until they dissolve. We had air-freshener/de-odouriser things on the walls in the schools I went to. I have seen those things in cheap places though, but never stayed long enough to find out what they were called! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Promises nothing but a good time - until you dissolve....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JACK5HlT Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Parks outside elementary schools w/ the honest intent to take a random child to Disneyland + can't for the life of him understand why there are no takers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Is the reason there are no takers ^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielc655 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 He purposely drops the soap, while in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Androcer Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Has been married to a pine cone.... Twice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Has a hidden tattoo of Prince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Once tried to snort drugs in a nightclub bathroom and managed to get the lid of the toilet cistern stuck in a nostril. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko2795 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Stepped on a baby after taking pervy pictures of the neighbour next door. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priere Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Saw the pervy pictures that was taken of the neighbour next door Cough, the bird told me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobby Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Thinks he is Dr. Dolittle ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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