Rick_Sanchez Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Is a respected member of society and participates in all church gatherings. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Is noted for never telling a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Tron Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Likes making songs about his dead friends' trucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Is actually Bruce Jenner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All4Nobody Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 skydives in a boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malligos Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Is an experienced trophy hunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Daydreams of owning a Nissan Leaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Injected DMT directly into his uterus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malligos Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Is one of the most colorful dressers in the US Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Isnt too scared to take the airbags out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Sanchez Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Drives on the wrong side of the road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Knows that the left side of the road is the right side of the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Massages his food before he eats it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Has to listen to "Mmmbop" by Hanson at least once a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priere Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 love's to juggle dinosaurs when get's horny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucknerd Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Has a locker filled with color coded VHS tapes containing all the episodes of Punky Brewster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Has 24-inch armpit hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priere Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 jumps on one foot when hungry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malligos Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Sleeps with One eye open, so that his other Two can rest 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Hates cars and females. Sleeps with One eye open, so that his other Two can rest 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Is actually the turtle in his avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemiak Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Actually has 4 platinums, but became so ashamed of Hannah Montanna that he hid the trophies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Is banned from all Sears stores for "using" the toilets. Actually has 4 platinums, but became so ashamed of Hannah Montanna that he hid the trophies. Dammit, you've found out my secret! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 WhiteWalls launched a line of flushable clothing called Underpants of Shame featuring Shitty Britches for men and the so-called "." Panties for the ladies. After spending several thousand US Dollars on an infomercial showcasing the line of products and their function, they were shocked to discover that no TV station would air it. It went unseen for three years until a leaked copy was mass produced and given away as a novelty prize to new subscribers of Fangoria Magazine, where the graphic depictions that horrified the common folk would launch it into cult classic status with a little inadvertent help from the Mormon Church, whose protest of the blatant disrespect for undergarments was seen around the world. WhiteWalls and the brave men and women who performed in the infomercial never saw a single cent of the revenue it generated. When Spencer's Gifts and Hot Topic ran the Underpants of Shame line to cash in on the flavor-of-the-week hype it had generated, however, WhiteWalls made back enough to break even on his initial investments. Exhausted and befuddled by the strange journey he had been on, WhiteWalls swore to never speak of these events again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemiak Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Just thought that up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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