Senbon Kaguya Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Rory stole his cybernetic parts from Robocop! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xel Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Likes raisins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 As his avatar suggests, Xeliot likes to loom over girls so that they can see his best feature - his elaborately plaited nose hair. After enduring many cruel taunts at school for his disproportionately long nose-hair, Xeliot decided to take action and now has the most intricately dyed and arranged nose hair in the world. Sadly, the girls are less impressed by this than he thinks... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber__Kate Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Sleeps with Rush Limbaugh on a weekly basis. It used to be daily but Andy has been trying his best to ween himself off like by little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZombiehLife Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Caught him eating my garbage at night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Isnt really worth the time to write an amazing lie about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZombiehLife Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Loves me with all his heart and calls me onii-chan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senbon Kaguya Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Is not my onii-chan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlruka Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Cielle is drunk off her ass right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 it's an astronaut researching the strange effects of Zero gravity on video game consoles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelFreaxx Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Is a hotdog stand in real life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Isn't actually the core guardian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfie Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Likes to gravy wrestle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Likes to dress up as Neptune! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelFreaxx Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Has Marge Simpson's hairstyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Claims to have a parrot called Wolfgang who sits on his shoulder telling him to do bad things. However, as no-one else can see this parrot but himself, it does beg the question whether the parrot actually exists or whether he is the kind of person who invents poor, innocent birds as a scapegoat for acting out his malevolent desires 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfie Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 He got a second head under his little hat and its name is Johnny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZombiehLife Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Loves NepNep more than Vert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelFreaxx Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Is a garden gnome who likes to steal underpants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZombiehLife Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 @SteelFreaxx omg! Too good. Stalks me til i go to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 is a ghoul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfie Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Has a ghoul girlfriend 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 has a banshee girlfriend and we gonna out together to the movies tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Is always alone due to suffering from Locked In Syndrome. Most think this is to be trapped in your own body but Cadaver was caught entering his neighbour's son a few years back and the terrible kicking they took from the lad's sister for soiling her My Little Pony duvet has left him trapped inside John ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelFreaxx Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 While being hunted by some angels after causing some despicable crimes against humanity, Rory thought it would be best to lay low for a while, so he hid himself in a toddlers ball pool. Unbeknownst to him, it was the kids birthday. Till this day he still has nightmares of being tossed around and chewed on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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