skinner49 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Those teeth are golden from smoking all day long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hpknight Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 ^This guy skins baby seals and uses the hides to make socks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 he's a cat in a hat (Dr. Seuss, are you there?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Likes nothing more than to cover himself in dog food and run around the streets after dark, being followed by all the stray dogs in the neighborhood. When asked why he does it he always replies "why not?" but the real reason is that he just likes the attention that he gets from the dogs, his neighbors and the police and, in particular, his pet cat Morcheeba who looks on with barely-concealed jealousy at how much better he is at getting dogs to chase him than she is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Andrew is happily married to a girl called Debbie They have 2 kids and live in a Shithole in Leeds. Andrew is cheating on debs with his next door neighbour, Kevin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 (edited) Nasty Rory is Actually Delightful Raylene, she was previously married though is now single with 3 sons and one daughter, Jayden, Jaiden, Jaaden and Brytyny. All 4 have tried unsuccessfully to appear on The X factor performing their street drum skills with upside down trash cans. In a twist of fate, all four have appeared and won the family version of the biggest loser, the audience was suspicious about the possible heroin intake being the main cause of the weight loss. Edited December 4, 2015 by Z1MZUM 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Z1MZUM is actually a famous latin pop singer cough cough Ricky Martin cough cough and he really likes living La Vida Loca in some beach in Miami, bragging his new boyfriend and his new lifestyle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Has the largest collection of pictures showing owls eating bananas in the world. Some of the more exotic pictures show the banana dipped in chocolate and some even show an owl trying to eat two bananas. The original holder of the most owl-banana porn was Nasty Rory but the black market in Mexico holds far more exotic treats for the softcore owl aficionado than Rory has found in his sleepy Irish village (although their collection of pics showing blindfolded and gagged sheep is second to none). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 His hat is made from the feathers of his brethrens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Skinner is known as the Lord of Rebirth. The comments that this e-steamed psnp member makes on the boards are known to restart a dying topic and add over 200 posts within 230mins of skinner's addition to the topic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt the Dog Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Secretly hates emojis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Secretly lives in Trophy Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Actually hates Max from Life Is Strange and prefers Victoria and Mr Jefferson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 actually, he's creating a secret army of invincible homunculus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane__Zero Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 He really hates videogames. Indeed he pays someone to obtain his trophies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt the Dog Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Has escaped from his memories long ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 actually is Wcat-999 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akane__Zero Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 He really is a very lively person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 is really lost in a labyrinth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Hates cadavers and corpses and prefers living humans! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boooda Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Steals christmas presents from orphans. Dispicable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Is not a true Hunter. Just pretends to be one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) Has the super rare version on Life is Strange that shows Max as being stoned for the entire game. Edited December 10, 2015 by Z1MZUM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Claims that he has found the secret to avoiding awkward social encounters - he has worn the same underwear for the last 12 years without taking them off once. The fact that he now repels everyone and, consequently, has no social interaction with anyone anymore is irrelevant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelFreaxx Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Hitting the gym and getting mega ripped is just step one in his plans to overthrow the humans. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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