Iris Heart Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) I always had weird suspicions about cadaver, these suspicions were confirmed when I found him laying under a cow and milking it. He was looping old jazz while "pretending" to be the cow; making tons of moaning noises and going "Ohhhh, ahhhh! Ahhh! Come on, come on!" Cada in response to himself: "Stop rushing me you horny bitch this stuff takes awhile" I do not consider him a very viable sex partner anymore, he is too slow going, making his women (or, in this case, his pretend cow-partner) wait eight hours for a freaking orgasm. Though he might be able to help himself to a bit of self-cest every now and then. Plot Twist: my dear friend here is telling the truth mooooooo OT: is one of the best LFL players ever Edited October 13, 2015 by cadaver_no_life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelFreaxx Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 They bathe in egg yolk to appease their chicken lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Can juggle 8 turnips at once. But only turnips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfie Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Love the Super Mario Bros movie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepgear2 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) Actually admitted that the reason she talks so kinky around the great Nepgear is only because she is jealous of her body. Her trophy card is a good example; why else would she be playing dressup with such a vulgar look unless it is to distract from her own frame and force her image upon the one she crushes on all the time? Edited October 13, 2015 by Nepgear2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 after years and years of therapy, finally found a way to get all the anger out, creating elaborated lies about innocent people on internet forums, finding a inner peace that never known before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelFreaxx Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 They're not a magical garment girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Set out to break all of the interesting forums on PSNP on the 13 of October so that that day would be forever remembered as the day that Steel Freaxxxed the place right up. Unfortunately for SF this is not one of the interesting forums and another devious plan was smashed upon the rocks of Freaxxing Things Up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Is Miley Cyrus's biggest fan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Has a tattoo of a scruffy dolphin smoking a cigar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 (edited) Has a tattoo of a scruffy dolphin smoking a cigar. How did you know?! knew I shouldn't have shown the owl. O.T Likes to put women's clothes on. Edited October 22, 2015 by Dark_Hecate007 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 (edited) Got a tramp stamp to try and impress Rory but what Rory actually wanted was Mark to stamp on a tramp for him. Mark is now left with a permanent reminder of his error EDIT: You can ninja me on this thread my love! Hecate donates her Catwoman outfits to Mark so that he can seduce Rory (who spends his weekends wearing his crotchless Batman outfit). Hecate films these encounters and posts them to her YouTube channel. The number of subscribers to this are disappointingly low Edited October 22, 2015 by AndyLish007 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 (edited) Knows the joy of cold leather pressed tightly against his bare nether regions. Edited October 22, 2015 by -Dark Mark- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Mark seems to be unaware of the meaning of the words "baseless" and "lie", as evidenced by his last post. Sadly, this means that he reads this thread with a look of horror on his face as he assumes that everything written on here is true. This is why everything that he writes is true for the user above him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Has a prosthetic beak. Originally lost his in a nasty bar fight with butch lesbians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfie Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 He likes to oil wrestle midgets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dark Mark- Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Is a midget covered in oil. Hey...come here for a sec' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 based on his avatar, I can say that he's Michael J. Fox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Has based his whole persona on that of Tom Araya. Unfortunately his song writing talent hasnt resulted in classics such as Seasons In the Abyss and Angel of Death but rather as made his money penning the soundtracks to several Chipmonks movies. Caddy (as he his known to his one friend - because once he was knocked over by the Volkswagon work van) cries himself to sleep on his limited edition 1988 European Tour duvet every night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstarmaste1r Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Has finally turned into a real pimp that he even has real eyebrows after he gets a haircut just now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn007 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Dispite his persona he really hates everything Tengu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfie Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Starts every morning by singing a beautiful song about love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstarmaste1r Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Has A cup boobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Knows how to "whip", but doesn't understand the concept of "nae nae." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Tron Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Found himself in thoughts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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