Wulfie Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 They have been through the desert on a horse with no name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Used to have a horse with no name but, after many days and nights riding through the wilderness together, a bond grew between them and now the horse does have a name. Love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Enjoys saddling his love on a summers evening, trots past the proud cocks, reigns her in on the busy front path, rides her hard up the back passage, and often puts her away wet and frothing. Then goes for tea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 The good Nasty Rory was a 90's celebrity, you could remember a famous sitcom where our good friend was looking really sexy. Yeah, I'm talking about The Nanny, Rory's real name is Fran Drescher 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfie Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 He is some dwarf gekkos in a overcoat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 is a famous adventurer that is looking for El Dorado. never call him Junior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Has really short sleeves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelFreaxx Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Didn't steal that meat from a baby's crib. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfie Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 a horrible dinner guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 (edited) Doesn't actually play 4 goddesses online,rather she plays 4 neptune plushies online! Edited November 8, 2015 by DanteHellMode98 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelFreaxx Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 In the Winter he ties his swords to his feet and goes skiing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 (edited) invented the Piano Key Necktie Edited November 8, 2015 by cadaver_no_life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepgear2 Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 (edited) Dante, cadaver, and Steel were once known as the three legendary horseman (and also the ones who finally reunited humanities perception of other species with that of their own kind). These men traveled far and wide acting as your usual White Knight in Shining Armour, helping all the pretty Damsels screaming "Help me, oh, great Knights!" whilst being held captive by spiky shelled figures. They became notorious for ferociously harassing all of the girls they helped by putting them in old ovenware and making them prance like foxes to all of the villagers in their kingdom of origin. This inspired a new type of porn. It became known as "furry". The mistress who was in charge of the three horseman once drew a massive portrait of how she imaged these young ladies while they danced - giant foxes with extremely over-sized breasts and unnaturally perfect hips running away from a ferocious fat guy with a dong of seventy inches. Edited November 8, 2015 by Nepgear2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfie Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 A dirty cheat when we play poker together. Come on, the back of the card wasn't even the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Hates Vert and cannot lie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Cant gobble enough meat at once! Dante, cadaver, and Steel were once known as the three legendary horseman (and also the ones who finally reunited humanities perception of other species with that of their own kind). These men traveled far and wide acting as your usual White Knight in Shining Armour, helping all the pretty Damsels screaming "Help me, oh, great Knights!" whilst being held captive by spiky shelled figures. They became notorious for ferociously harassing all of the girls they helped by putting them in old ovenware and making them prance like foxes to all of the villagers in their kingdom of origin. This inspired a new type of porn. It became known as "furry". The mistress who was in charge of the three horseman once drew a massive portrait of how she imaged these young ladies while they danced - giant foxes with extremely over-sized breasts and unnaturally perfect hips running away from a ferocious fat guy with a dong of seventy inches. This sounds terribly like a photograph taken at Neppy End of the Summer Fancy Dress Ball. Generally the fancy dress consists of animalesque BDSM and Neppy has the most astonishing silicone double ender..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 is a Rockette 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfie Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 (edited) He is actually this cat Edited November 9, 2015 by WulfPack3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 likes to collect weird-faced cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 polishes cat turds to a brilliant gloss and luster, just to prove they can. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Uses said cat stools a sex toy with the goal of achievement of an anal orgasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfie Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Has to put corks on has horns, when he goes out into the public. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 is looking for his one and true love in Lowee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_coyote49 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Jams out to Flo Rida and Pitbull when no one's around. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senbon Kaguya Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 is with the rogue coyote PF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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