AndyLish79 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 He was originally assigned to watch me at the gym as part of a secret government assignment to try and prevent me from taking over the world. However, he has fallen madly in love with me and now spends his time destroying evidence of my rise to power so that he has an excuse to keep monitoring me. He plucked 25 owls so that he could make his own body pillow of me, providing him with relief after a long day. While caressing the feathers, he softly whispers "soon my sweet owl, soon" each night before sleep takes him to the land of dreams where he is free to fly with the owls every night 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) looking for a Dunkin' Donuts Ninja'd Andy (aka Andreas Von Eule) was a German spy assigned to UK operations for kidnapping the Queen, Unfortunately for his country, he fell in love with a black goat and now he's living a peaceful life in Scotland, wearing kilts and procreatng weird beings half owl, half goat Edited December 10, 2015 by cadaver_no_life 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Only half a lie... the progeny of my goat love still roam the woods of Scotland to this day Made a documentary on the mating ritual of me and Doris, my magnificent goaty lover. Sadly for the rest of the world, Cadaver found the footage too erotic to share with anyone and now has it on a never-ending stream at home so that he can watch it again and again. This crude drawing is all that is available to the public of the ritual 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Picked an intelligent way to let his current forum wife know of his continued relationship with Doris the goat. Afterall Hecate has a reputation for being an understanding Goddess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLish79 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Is secretly a collector of all my cross-species offspring. During my long and illustrious life I have procreated with many creatures in a number of weird (and wonderful) ways and have sired many magnificent specimens, all new to science. Watching me all the time has been Rory, taking photographs in the early days but moving on to VHS recordings and, more recently, digital recordings as the years have gone by. He is always on hand to take one of my creations at their birth and now owns one of nearly all of them (including the bizarre spawn that came of Nepgear2 and I). However, the one that has so far eluded him is one of the abominations that came from a belly rub between -Dark Mark- and I. Rory now dedicates his twilight years to tracking one of them down ... and he is getting closer! The world may not be ready for what he finds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Seems to have forgotten that this is the baseless lie topic and has just broadcast details of a darknet trade in exotic animals on an open forum. I have never met the Owl, I know nothing about exotic subspecies, I am a humble shoesalesman from Kansas, The owl resides in Berlin. Should anyone wish to interrogate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satele-Shan87 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 He went to France, my country, to make everyone as nasty as he was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu-T Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 By forcing every one to par take in necrotism. The Great Shan87 was very happy indeed.. That Shan can live out his wildest dreams. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Always hated Chucky. Damn him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Has never been in the United States of America never mind Arserape, New York - or where ever he pretends to be hiding these days. Is known as skinner, not because its his surname, but because he was caught skinning red squirrels as a teenager before using them as a masturbation aid. Because it was red squirrels we all know that the New York stuff is a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satele-Shan87 Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 he was once a nice guy, a nice rory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 (edited) actually, it's a supercomputer named HAL-9000 Edited December 14, 2015 by cadaver_no_life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z1MZUM Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 (edited) Just one month after Silk Road went down, cadaver_no_life AKA Slumlord, AKA Lady Killer Successfully escaped arrest by following the career that his heart and soul had always wanted. Luckily, one of his many lady friends has uploaded this rare footage: Edited December 14, 2015 by Z1MZUM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 (edited) Just one month after Silk Road went down, cadaver_no_life AKA Slumlord, AKA Lady Killer Successfully escaped arrest by following the career that his heart and soul had always wanted. Luckily, one of his many lady friends has uploaded this rare footage: I ran out of likes but that's comedy gold! , I will give you a like later Edit: OK; as I promised, here's your like OT: Z1MZUM actually believes I am his sworn enemy Dib, He actually believes that he's some kind of alien invader or such Edited December 15, 2015 by cadaver_no_life 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Is... actually... ALIVE!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satele-Shan87 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 actually lives on Mars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocVoltacon Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 It not even an Sith is Saber laser came from Toy R Us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Heart Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 He pissed in an electric fence to be a hight Voltage gamer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 actually is vastolorLIFE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Cadavar has absolutely no life. Is in needs a one up mushroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu-T Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Skinner49. the Skinner leader of the Men hating movement in New York Lesbian sector.. Was caught on video at many location cutting of homeless men private part for research. the whole group had major funding and was backed by Hillary Clinton.. The remarkable improvement on bio weapons and armor piercing gonads technology started a whole new recruitment centers in the Middle East. Women from Saudi Arabia, Iraq, and Afghanistan had the best turn out ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinner49 Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Is a living, able person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 likes to collect different skins from his victims. No, he's not Buffalo Bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruliya Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Dislikes HDN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu-T Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 IS really not a space cowgirl. Only calls her self that to make people think shes tough.. But really just more of toddler playing with toy guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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