BrunoBomb Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 (edited) It could be a platypus anyway? Edited September 3, 2012 by BrunoBomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 But doesn't a platypus walk like a beaver and talk like a duck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Does it taste like duck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 How am I supposed to know how a platypus perceives tastes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 When you cook a platypus, does it taste to you like a duck tastes when its cooked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoBomb Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Maybe it taste like a beaver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Is that not taking a whole different direction now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 You got something against beaver, son? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 We had been chatting about platypus tasting like cooked duck - but is beaver not a delicacy best eaten raw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoBomb Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 We had been chatting about platypus tasting like cooked duck - but is beaver not a delicacy best eaten raw? How you know that? Did you ever eat it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Would he know how a beaver tastes if he doesn't even know how a platypus tastes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enstikto Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Why would he need to have tasted a platypus in order to know how a beaver tastes? (OMG what am i writing? ) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Do you know how obvious it is that you've never tasted a platypus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Would anyone who admitted knowledge of the taste of platypus not be risking jail time as a result of their protected status? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoBomb Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 What is jail time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Would you not think jail time would be time spend in jail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 How do you know it isn't a concept of time in which it passes so slowly it feels as though you're in jail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Do you think jail time - with 3 free meals per day, all the ass you ever want and lots of drugs - would pass by slowly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 What kind of meals, what kind of ass, and what kind of drugs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Have you ever watched Shawshank Redemption? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Where are you going with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrunoBomb Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Why do you ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 If Deth was trying to sell your ass to the biggest dick on the wing would you not have queries too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 What are these 'queries' you speak of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azakos Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Dude, are you trying to offend the gay community? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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