Iris Heart Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Granted, but you will get better graphics and a totally different gameplay that will gonna make you miss the original game. I Wish I had more free time to complete the Time Trial challenges in Crash Bandicoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiwan Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Granted, but after you finished those trials your save will be corrupted I wish Sony would stop banning my IP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Granted, but now Microsoft is messing the things up. I wish I could be a rock star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Sanchez Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Granted, you are now a star among pet rocks. I wish that Nyan cat would stop pooping rainbows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG_painter Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 wish granted, Nyan cat only poops smely poop. ? But you became one of his pooop ? ? I wish to ride a meat bicycle ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Granted but since cats cannot ride bycicles and it's made of meat, dogs will gonna attack you and there's no way you will escape from them. I wish I could be a troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Sanchez Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 You now are 6 feet tall, smelly, and live in a cave under a bridge with no Internet. I wish that all of humanity had double their IQ. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 (edited) Granted, unfortunately, all of them turn into mad scientists and the horrible experiments decimate the whole human race. I wish for a sunny bright day. Edited August 26, 2017 by Iris Heart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiwan Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Granted, but you will oversleep and when you wake up it already at night I wish I knew how to swim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Sanchez Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Granted, but all the water on Earth is toxic now. I wish that the ringing in my ears would stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Granted, but suddenly you noticed that such ringing was your own voice so, you are mute now. I wish for reggaeton never exists. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Granted, but the only music you can listen to now is country western I wish I could travel through different universes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodytears1666 Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Granted, to find out there different incarnation of things you dislike. I wish I could have a mental disorder that could keep me enthusiastic even in an empty room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Sanchez Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Granted, with your mental disorder, welcome to your new room I wish for a robot clone of me to go do my job and I stay at home and play video games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodytears1666 Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Granted, robot done the carrier and has become rich, and you stay playing video games with big taxes debts and empty freezer. I wish I could make people pay for me with no reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Sanchez Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 (edited) Granted, but you were paid in small amounts in Zimbabwe dollars. Note that 100 trillion Zimbabwe dollars is about 40 cents from the US and your average payment is $10 ZD I wish that nukes were no longer in existence. Edited November 26, 2017 by Rick_Sanchez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodytears1666 Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Granted, Sony and game developers and other companies are now busy by inventing deadly weapon. I wish everyone will give me a ride when I want and for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yiazmat50112254 Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 (edited) granted, but the direction will be way off where you want to go, making it much harder to get where you wanna go. i wish to get my own dragon which will do what i ask him to do. Edited November 27, 2017 by yiazmat50112254 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blanc Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Granted, but the dragon in question is a Bearded Dragon I wish these frequent headaches would stop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melty Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Granted, but you know exchange you headaches for knee pains I wish I could rule the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Sanchez Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Granted, your tyrannical rule caused everyone to commit suicide to escape it. I wish that I had 3 days off in a row instead of 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodytears1666 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Granted, but one extra day you should spent in resting room of your work. I wish I can cure everything what has been poisoned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Granted but then you'll endure through all the poison from everything that had it and will presumably die. I wish that I could meet Damon Albarn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Heart Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 (edited) Granted, but you will meet a Damon Albarn from another dimension where he is even more pervert than Murdoc Niklas. I wish for no one could corrupt my wishes. Edited November 28, 2017 by Iris Heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30 Year Old Boomer Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 (edited) 7 hours ago, Iris Heart said: Granted, but you will meet a Damon Albarn from another dimension where he is even more pervert than Murdoc Niklas. I wish for no one could corrupt my wishes. Funny thing is that I heard 2D and Murdoc are based off Damon in some ways, so I have to honestly wonder if Damon has a perverted side to him or not. I could see Damon having a more innocent side like how 2D is relatively innocent though, but I'd be surprised if Damon has any actual similarities to Murdoc. Granted, but then you'll have to deal with artificial people who are happy 24/7 and they'll keep showing up at your office with Nep plushies to torment you. I wish that I could reverse 2D's hyphema situation and get him off the painkillers as 2D is actually quite interesting when he's off them. Edited November 28, 2017 by Stuart Pot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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