Nasty_Rory Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Spent 9 years in a prison in Virginia for doing things to a cat that are only legal in Arkansas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 ... earned the nickname "boner champ" for getting drunk and having sex with a snowman. The cold would stopped most people, but he just stayed LOCKED in there. He took the face off... it just seemed easier that way. Anyone know what that's paraphrased from, I wonder? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Has an appetite...that only hands can satisfy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallysportev Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 is a founding member of the Hannah Montana book club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revvie Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 ...thinks the floor is lava. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonGarza321 Posted January 26, 2014 Author Share Posted January 26, 2014 Is a hermaphrodite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malligos Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Sold his soul to the devil, only to be rejected 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Was the third member of Wham! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageamusement Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Is responsible for every paper cut anyone has ever received - EVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revvie Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 .. has Cordyceps Brain Infection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 ... pees a little, every time they laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_Sanchez Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Is currently on a mushroom drug trip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Is allergic to clean air. Unfortunatlely the unwanted side effect is to cause a sneeze and ejaculation at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savageamusement Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Makes up baseless lies about people and posts them on popular forum sites 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Once made a life-size macrame figure of Matthew McConaughey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 ... does fake sign language at funerals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoOnutx Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 He once punched me in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyondthegrave07 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 He got kicked in the face while playing "Pin the Tail on the Donkey." Let's just say you got kicked in the face by some jackass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Was a member of the Knights Who Say "Ni!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 ... tastes vaguely mentholated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty_Rory Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Has such a huge collection of adult magazines under his bed that the bed has had to be removed altogether and now the sheets are placed directly on top of the thousands of jazz mags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witherveil Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 ...completely believes that it's not butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees the ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arc-Tangent- Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Actually made Dirty Harry's day once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siuilarun Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) ... is a member of the Knights Templar and a servant of Baphomet. Edited January 27, 2014 by Siuilarun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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